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5:16

4 months ago

"Are You On the Dating Scene?"

Lizz returns at long last to discuss a VERY important subject...

Best Friend Guess Who!

She goes head-to-head with Alexandra in two rounds of thi...

sistersalad • 3,554 views

MostEvilPenguin commented:

"...since you guys are real people and not sitcom characters..." Well, I think there's room for debate on this point. ; D
3:22

5 months ago

Aqua - My Oh My

Aqua - My Oh My

My oh my do you wanna say goodbye?

To have the Kingdom, baby, tell me why

My oh my do you wanna say goodbye?

To rule the country, ...

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Aqua - Around The World

Aqua- Be a Man

AQUA ***** BUMBLE BEES

Aqua - Cartoon Heroes

Aqua - Happy Boys and Girls

AQUA - My Mamma Said (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Aqua - Turn Back Time

Aqua - We Belong To The Sea - Official Video

Owl City - Fireflies
4:36

5 months ago

Venn Diagrams, Pogo Sticks, and How to Tall-Girl Dance

Guess who's back? For REALSIES! Alexandra updates you on her life as told by her iPhone.

Alexandra's Etsy site: http://www.etsy.com/shop/ve......

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MostEvilPenguin commented:

Congrats Lizz!!
5 months ago
Magic and Juggling

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Penn and Teller - Slight of Hand
2:22

5 months ago

Can Allie JUST DANCE with Katy Perry?

UPDATE: Thanks to our amazing sister salad supporters, Alexandra won second place and 2 tickets to an upcoming Katy Perry concert! (Also, Just Danc...

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  Wow! You got a teleporting cat! How cools is that?!
3:22

5 months ago

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Music video by Aqua performing Barbie Girl. (C) 1997 Universal Music (Denmark) A/S

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5 months ago

Aqua - My Mamma Said

Music video by Aqua performing My Mamma Said. (C) 2009 Universal Music (Denmark) A/S

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5:14

1 year ago

The Invis-terview

Herein Lizz and Alexandra wish Invisisis a very happy birthday (as should you), and then Lizz goes back in time to interview Invisisis in the days ...

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MostEvilPenguin commented:

So for Invisisis: What does your research say about people who chose to represent their cyber-ego by a single body part, like say a limb?
5:24

1 year ago

How Facebook Constrains Your Reality

Herein Lizz explains why Facebook is an evil empire that will destroy all humankind. Or at least, why it's important to recognize the ways that it ...

sistersalad • 7,133 views

MostEvilPenguin commented:

As I was watching your discourse I was thinking the same thing of religion, politics, even language itself, and how by their very structure they influence society. And then you mentioned that at least with these they are passed down and mutated with billions of human interactions - and that blew...
1 year ago
Funny

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Parodie de baby baby baby 18.05.2009

Phanatic as Lady Gaga

sarah palin rap

SNL makes fun of 2012

The Dish: Old Spice Spoof

This guy is the Freaking Funniest Guy Ever

Weekend Project: Evil Mouse Prank
1 year ago
Opinion

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Pandering for Healthcare!

What's Wrong With Gender Roles? (Deodorant, Explosions & the Letter Q)

About Most Evil Penguin

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Latest Activity

Oct 14, 2011

Date Joined

Jan 14, 2010

About this user

Tim is a charismatic and vigorous man who likes to refer to himself in the third person and narrate his own movement and gestures as stage directions. He is a talented and gifted writer with a promising career ahead, as attested to by numerous creditors. Tim is a man of action, a risk taker, who does not blink at drinking milk past its expiration date nor occasionally sleeping with an open window. Tim was born the son of a poor goat herder in the hills of Northern Phrygia. At the age of 11 he vanquished his mutant sister in a game of hide and seek becoming sole heir to a vast empire of dung hills and the largest earth-friendly landscaping business in the Mediterranean. At the age of twelve while his father was napping he assumed control of his father's empire and led his marauding goats to plunder, pillage, and conquer Greece, Persia, Carthage, the English Highlands, Narnia, and that neighborhood in Beverly Hills where all of those annoying 20 year old teenagers hang out. Rather than just carve a naked swath of razed landscape, Tim the Conqueror, - Tim the Great, or the 'Big T' - built roads, hung telephone lines, and established thousands of McDonalds, Block Buster Videos, and Walmarts. To this day, the people of these violated nations resent him. Tim's plan for global domination was ended early when his Mom called him home for dinner. At the age of 13 Tim was elected Dhali Lama by a lewd congress of presbyters. During his office he imposed a sur tax on free love, outlawed negative intergers, built a bowling alley, and fought for legislation requiring stricter documentation on transcendental meditation. Tim has ridden a train. Tim's greatest ambition is to open a bag of Cheetoh's without it exploding yellow cheese dust all over his white, cotten, fluffy pirate shirt. Fan's wishing to send gifts to Tim are asked not to send sharp objects and when visiting, not to step over the yellow line and to never, he repeats NEVER touch the glass.

Hometown

Exit 7A

Country

United States

Occupation

Writer/Substitute Teacher/Baker

Schools

Rider University
Seton Hall University
Divine Word Seminary(high school)

Interests

Writing, reading, camping, apathy, juggling, magic, traveling, ping pong balls, 12.2% compounded, laughing, cycling, kayaking, time travel(when feasible), long walks on quiet beaches while playing my bagpipes, languages, sailing, not getting caught, roller coasters, trying new things, tasty food, the sound of ripping paper, the outdoors, music, ...
"if I contradict myself, I contradict myself. I am full of multitudes."

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