Moosy33's channel

@ferranerazzi

Right, because christians are all rich, smart, and don't have a violent bone in their bodies.

And that, kids, is what happens when you don't let the grown ups win at bowling.

A father and his daughter got into a heated argument. The daughter stormed out of the house and went for a walk. The father made his way to the bar. After getting completely hammered, the father got into his car and made his way home. He drove through a red light and hit a person as they were cro...

@NeosLegend

Ya, the other guy looked at him.

I can see the judge calling for a recess just to laugh his ass off

This vid should be called "Gay to straight in under 5 minutes"

Youtube: 16.5million

Me: 0

Her voice is music to my ears

@medicineman1317

skinny lil dude couldnt swim. Fat cops float. Fat cops win.

Puberty in the making

@chingano her name is "Holy Shit." She also goes by "OMFG" and "Nowthatsan Ass"

@pom734 ,,,President Clinton, is that you? I thought we agreed no more youtubing!

@TheCrimsonAssasin

Not many men would put up with a woman that has her own theme song, especially one that repeats their name.

Superman: Send me the bill

Batman: on a reporter's salary, right.

Superman: brb. K here's your money.

Batman: Wait, where'd you get...

Superman: stfu

Meanwhile at the Bank

Bank teller: Umm boss, I know what that loud noise was. Superman made another withdrawl. The vault door is split in two.

Bos...

@comichero75

You forget the audience knows that batman is also the world's greatest bluffer.

Fyi, EVERYONE cares how many comic book super heroes you can fit on your t-shirt.

Weee woooo hahahahaha woooo hahaha partaaaay wooo hahahahaha

@coolaidOHYEH

Dude Tony Montana knows people

@RichBeyer746

How do they know that the dumbass that snuck under the police line wasn't actually a dumbass and managed to remove key evidence pertaining to the crime scene?

I liked the part when Mel Gibson jumped on Danny Glover's back

Here we go, youtube judging an incident without knowing or seeing how it all originated.

@Ragedhard

Actually now asians just hack into the cop's home computer from a remote location and load it with excessive child porn.

@TheScienceGuy513

Hell ya! kung fu asians, black drug dealers, drunk white people, and smelly brown people! Go team stereotype!

I had my vehicle searched once. They found a justin bieber cd, 3 hand guns, 1 bloodied knife, 2 grenade launchers, 14 ak-47s, 12 lbs of crack cocain, 6 dead hookers, and a cuban cigar. I was let go on the basis that I promised to appear in court to explain my possession of the justin bieber cd.

@Dkhan23

What dipshits like you don't get is they're "ruining" your day to keep you from ending up in a hospital or on fire. Sure some cops are fucking retarded but so are some doctors, paramedics, firemen, lawyers, judges, businessmen, teachers, customer service reps, etc.

@NAZILOVECAMP69

You did see the white guy in there right?

@R20arturo

Ya well if youre not going to listen to a

@jacksaunter1

In all honesty, if anyone had won besides Em or J, it wouldve been a horrible mistake. Not saying that the other guys aren't any good but they are the 'other guys'

I'd want to be there for the condom shitting

0:56 fap fap fap fap

A fat dude couldn't get away with a video like this. Youtube is nicer to pretty people.

Its Calista Flockhart!

@RustyShakleford91

I'd rather be gay and canadian than gay and have a black president

My fav part of this song is when Eminem. That's all.

Looks like the donkey will be doing all the riding

Attention all thugs: Resorting to violence when bumhurt is a good indication that you're retarded.

Also, the next time you wear pants below your ass think about this next point. In prison, men used to wear their pants below their asses to signal other men that they were willing to take it in the ...

John Petrucci called. He wants his skizz back

@impossible2318

well he had a minute and a half to skip the non climactic parts of the song. Personally I think he made the most of it.

I love when people say police brutality. Go to the middle east. You look at a cop the wrong way and they'll make you disappear.

@AlbedoAtoned

And then her husband shot an arrow at her knee

Judge: Recent polls have shown a 5th of Americans can't locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?

MissTeen SC: TIMMAAY

460 people failed these questions

ecstasy hard at work

@klaushonold3

Oh noes someone's jealous