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@dallashatesyou i agree 100%

were the hell have you been?

If you plan on watching the nugget and a biscuit 10 hour movie, this trailer will ruin the ending...

Wake up

Grab a brush and put a little, makeup

Hide the scars to fade away the, shakeup

(Hide the scars to fade away the)

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable

cheers to all of us that keep good music alive!

HEY! come have a god damn drink at my place you bastards down below. My god just look at you...reading this comment...you know what you could be doing?...Parting at my place! who cares about everything else? Fuck it! If your having a taste right now then raise your fucking glass. This one's for...

When I get the seeds out I listen to system, when I listen to system I smoke bud. I get into this crazy, never ending circle of seeds, bud and system...where the fuck are my pants?

Anyone suffering from premature ejaculation can go for hours with this new $150 cock ring. Just think of all those times your women said "that's it?" or "I want a divorce!". With the new Nike cock ring you will be fucking for hours without stopping to check the time or date. CAUTION: side-effects...

/watch?v=UEsUyF9sAjs&feature=colike my friend sent me this asking if I could help out, I said sure, why not?

/watch?v=UEsUyF9sAjs&feature=c­olike my friend sent me this asking if I could help out, I said sure, why not?

/watch?v=UEsUyF9sAjs&feature=colike my friend sent me this asking if I could help out, I said sure, why not?

If your nipples turned green after playing twister with a blind, one armed hooker named Steve, would you A: Rape the under parts of a child molesting beaver while taking an arrow to the knee or B: Dive into an aids infested bush, while drinking a jam jar full of tea bags?

we need 666 condoms and a time machine

we need 201 condoms and a time machine.

ATTENTION ALL EGGNOG DRINKERS...A CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED TODAY!

THEY ARE CALLING IT CROWN ROYAL BLACK RAPE...THAT IS ALL.

it is called...the arrow to the knee

I was going to say something about arrows and knees but instead I slapped myself, twisted my left nipple, drank some sunlight dish soap, smoked the whole carton of cigarettes, put on my only pair of slippers, sat in a tub full of angry badgers, played twister with a one-armed hooker midget named ...

I just drank 48 cans of redbull, ate 12 barrels of instant coffee, sniffed a bag of crack, swallowed a whole bottle of random pills and played one hour of fistycuffs with a blind, one-armed hooker named rainbow...your move.

someone fell off the Redbull wagon.