I love Skyrim.
I hate the word kawaii.

Wake up in the morning feeling like Murdoc Niccals
Grab my compass I'm on a boat trying to hit on gals
Before I leave I grab 2D and keep him within my reach
Because I'm not going to London, I'll be on Plastic Beach!! */.)__________
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"Here's a story about a boy and a girl. The boy, well, he was tall, he was sad, and he was lonely, and he wondered the Earth alone, lost, forlorn and very very sad. Until one day, he saw this... girl, from across the street. She had... three arms. And he remembered thinking to himself; God, I've never seen a girl with three arms before! This was the girl he wanted. So he followed her down an alleyway, and jumped on her, snogged her, got her to knock one out for him, and left. And that... is a love story. Ahh."
~Murdoc Niccals on Pirate Radio Broadcast 4