About this user
Hi
About me, well, I live near the centre of the Earth.
I hatched about 732 years ago (ignore the part that says 24) and these days I mostly spend my time asexually laying whole regiments of vibrating shape-shifting reptilian shock-troops for the day we will inevitably overrun the surface world and kidnap David Icke for extensive mating purposes.
It's not glamorous but hey, it's a living.
Age
25
Occupation
Mostly I'm suspended from the ceiling over the egg pit in my personal living chamber while fertilization probes come by every once and a while and give me regular high-powered injections of white-hot human seed. Kinda boring really.
Schools
I know how to do two things. Operate primitive surface-dweller computers and dangle over a pit laying eggs the size of Dara O'brien's head.
These are both kind of "learn by doing" things.
Interests
Well, they plonked a low-powered computing device that runs something called Windows in front of my egg pit a few years ago and connected it up to a spare Ethernet cable. That's pretty interesting.
