THINK LIKE A NIGGA SO U WOULDNT GET PLAYED LIKE...

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an assisted living facility, feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch and cake on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for College/High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're free to be generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, someone feeds you clothes you and wipes your backside and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. .. ..

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