Mitt Zombie for President 2008 - Reanimating America One Voter At A Time!

For years, Americans have seen their country heading in the wrong direction. The environment, the economy, education, high-tech jobs ... it feels like this country has one foot in the grave.

In today's world, Americans need a leader that understands these problems. Americans demand a leader that can bring life back to this country. In 2008, that leader is Mitt Zombie.

Mitt Zombie has bold plans for reanimating Americans. He knows that brains are what give life to American jobs and our sweet, sweet children. Mitt has special experience with the environment and recycling programs that make him uniquely qualified to be America's true green candidate.

There isn't a politician alive that can fix America's problems, and that's why citizens should cast their vote for Mitt Zombie in 2008.