Don't stare at me!

@BellumSacrumBellum28 Golly, sir! You're really witty. I wish I was. My mother told me I was funny but dats cuz she's a lying whore. hi. Will you teach me how to be witty? If you do, I'll let you fuck my tight pooper. I keep it really clean cuz mom buys good soap and lotion. Not gay, just sayin'.

@TheCarambah Hi ma'am. RandomSpewer made me come here but I didn't really want to. He's always mean to me. One time he pushed me down a flight of stairs and my teeth ended up in my shoes. He's a bastard.

@UrFaceLand Hi sir. I wrote you a Fall poem:

The harvest is in, God bless the bean and fig,

Your mother is a big fat fucking suckling pig.

@BlackMagnumFilms My daddy said dat these women sucked cock better than the whores of today. I never had dat done to me so I don't know. I filled a Hannah Montana doll with warm liver and tried to see what it would be like but I have no frame of reference. It felt good though. Hi sir. Will you do...

OH MY GAWD! I am very very angered at this! My erection became immediate even though dis id disgusting, sirs. Two men kissing is not right. I would be kissing dat boy harder while rubbing his penis cock, not gay, just sayin'.

@TheCauzeOfWetPantiez Hi sir. My penis has an ingrown cock. Can you loan me some money? Mr. Spewer makes me pay all my money to him for dues to belong to The STA. How much do you pay him?

@SellMeYerKidsUndies Shut up you bastard!

@MrLincolnWolfe You're very scary, sir. Those words made me very hurtful and confused. Violence isn't the answer. The Lord says we should be like lambs and follow the Shepard to peace or something. Have you seen the new Thor movie? You and I can go together. Afterwards, we can talk over coffee. D...