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>ruin entire game for strangers

>act like dickhead about it

>?????

>Profit

This video was the motivation I needed to trade this game in and give up on these multiplayer shooters. No offense to the hard working video-maker but if this is how extreme and competitive MW3 is going to be - I'm out.

I wish you weren't acheiving your fame on X Factor, Janet. You could easily make it big with some hard work in a band :( You are a very talented lass but they'll make a mockery of you, and you know it!

I find this advert really unsettling and I can't put my finger on it. I think it might be their eyes. The last 5 seconds are pure horror.

This is the perfect mixture of GRAW, Splinter Cell (more Conviction) and Rainbow Six Vegas. They've taken the best from all those next gen titles and I can't think of any better way to put together another Tom Clancy based game. I'm looking forward of this.

You know what? FUCK playing another title. This trailer is absolutely epic. Why don't they just release a CGI film instead of throwing up another fucking game. Look at this trailer! It made me piss with glee but the game will look NOTHING like that and will be a repetitive slog through the same b...

@BearJcw Eh, you make a good point. Quickscoping is not for me, though, I've pulled it off once or twice but it kind of took the other elements out of the game that I like.

First time I've heard your voice Dhoop.

You sound like a fucking nutter.

Absolutely beautiful. If it were me I'd have been lucky just to pull off a successful air strike! Goes to show how ridiculously predictable most players are, they just kept coming at you like idiots. Although to be fair...getting out of the way of the harriers would have been difficult anyway.

I think the question here is sincerety. Ralphie looks like he means it when he hangs his head and apologises.

Doesn't necessarily apply to this scene but it's amazing how quickly their egos bruise. They're always 'fuckin' around' or 'just breakin' balls' and they can all dish it out but not one of them can take it.

I wish he'd asked Chris to pull over. I know the guy was getting his commupance but I wish he'd just said "pull over, I'm driving"

Pussy and the hammer...fucking hell that was brutal.

I had never realised how small they were before. Frightening that something this size can be so deadly.

Video quality is superb.Thinking of getting a Grammostola rosea, mate, just looking around for nearby suppliers. Taking my time and considering what I'll need. You can thank your videos for the inspiration.

And that's from a long term arachnophone.

didn't I teach you this?

Bri - tell me to shut up if I'm being an idiot with this but...don't you worry about them getting out? Last thing I would want to see in the morning is a big versicolour sharing my pillow with me.

See, here's the thing, lads. You've been consistently pinged for sectarian behaviour. I thought the idea was to unite the country and fight for the rights of the average Scot (and Brit) as heavily as possible? Instead you're still slagging off fellow countrymen for no other reason than religious ...

@sunnchilde Josh would be a higher political player, he's already Santos' chief of staff and Sam is working as the communications director. I'd love it if Sam were to call in Will Bailey as he was the first staff member to really see Will's potential.

What kind of asshole would encourage this?

Eh, I mean a crash cymbol. Not a ride cymbol. You know - the kind that you hit at the end of the fill for maximum noise or whatever?

I'd been waiting on this!

What happens as they grow fully into mobile little s-lings, Bri? Do they start to eat each other or do you just keep the huge pile of them?

Glad to see this again! Love it! "Any cunt who's had a swatch at they files leave the room now."

No wait, it's 0:22. That's awesome...whatever that is.

"Mum, don't come in!"

Lest you see what a homosexual abomination your son has turned into.

I really wish I had the mindset and the balls to go take the course at CTC.

Hi Brian,

Wanted to let you know that I stumbled across your videos by accident. I a massive wuss and a huge arachnophobe but there's something about these videos that genuinely peaks my interest! I think it's just the level of care and interest you show in your tarantulas. I would be tempted to...

A bullet to the head would solve the issue and keep some of our hard-working soldiers (who are tax payers) in a job.

Bloody morons...grow the fuck up.