Reptilian and Proud, LOL!

International Understanding Through Godzilla
http://www.g-fan.com
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I'm first generation reptilian born in Transylvania and smuggled to USA when I was 6 mos. old. I was dropped on my head -accidentally- by my mother when the train made an abrupt emergency stop at the border enroute to Hungary (We were forced to take the human mass transit system due to the Romanian Air force having shot down our intergalactic antigravity space vehicle. Their weapons are primitive; It was a lucky shot, and Uncle Fubaru was not being attentive enough at the helm).
Because of my somewhat compromised cranial capacities, my surrogate American family (my biological mother passed away when I was 6) nicknamed me "Special." I guess it must mean I am "special" to them - a term of endearment. :-) I am a hybrid reptilian, not pure breed - a product of human/alien genetic experimentation. So I do not hate humans. I am very fond of my father, but I am forbidden to see him, only on rare occasions.

Please watch the following video to see my humanoid father.

/watch?v=xFGw4dSRIAA

Goodbye for now. I must begin my intravenous feeding time and rest period.

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