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June 13, 1939 a shining star took her place upon this world, Conceived 9 months earlier in a hot fuss by a prostitute mother and a deprived soldier from the states. Jamaican doctors were so startled one doctor's heart had literally stopped. Her Infancy passed quickly, her first controlled movement was a snap of her fingers. Her first words were mother fucker. She didn't walk she ran right for her mothers hidden weed beneath some smokes and a pack of condoms- which obviously weren't a requirement for her clients because before she knew it Miss. Bleo had a little sister by the name of miss Cleo. Her and her sister constantly fought throughout her life. Like her infancy her childhood passed very fast. By her 10 year of life she'd been expelled from 20 schools, by 16 shed been band from every school in Jamaica. At 20 her fate was set she accomplished her life long ambition of becoming a prostitute. After this incident Miss. Cleo refused to be a part of Miss Bleo's life. By 30 she had had 1057 clients. They consisted of 587 men 243 women and the rest were unknowns such as transsexuals, hermaphrodites, and possibly but not surely other species and extraterrestrials. Her chestly assets were of great assistance to her. In her 35th year of life she had her first vision that her personality would get her thousands upon thousands of views on something called youtube on an unknown resource called the internet. After the births of her 9 children and continually supporting her life by her prostitution career her visions became more frequent and she found she could force herself to see others futures. She became a physic advisor and now only prostitutes for entertainment. This is the life of the greatly adored Miss. Bleo.