MishaalKareemDaoud's channel

I'm in the shower right now. No joke.

My name is Carim. (Yes. Kareem.) And I am a Muslim!

I think Mexico is better than U.S. Let's all go to Mexico. People lose their identity in U.S. and become disrespectful to their family.

Where is these girl's YouTube account? Daaaaaaamn. I just wanna punch these in the teeth.

@TheSwager333 Don't make offense to people, ukh. He didn't do nothing wrong.

A family friend crossed the border. She got left by her guide (they agreed on it) and she had to walk for days through the sticks. She broke down when she got caught and the border patrol felt bad and let her pass.

She used to be REALLY gorgeous. And amazing, strong heart even now. I am sure you will be rewarded, Jacqueline. =]

@MrBLUDCRIMSON Actually. If she's content with her life even now, could you imagine the reward she would get in Heaven?

@willythewildwino So they practice English everyday. We speak lots of English in PR for that reason.

@14StockholmAnja Jajaja. You, my friend, like to be a downer, huh? XD

"Shutup!" XDDDDD Jajaja. Was that your little sister?

Way better than me trying it. e.e

Son. I have to tell you. You were never Crawling Lizard. You are Stalking Cat. We got you mixed up at birth.

AH! COME ON, DAD!

She didn't drink the Cure Disease within three days, huh? Shame.

But I do think that is freaky. But I love my Jap friends.

"Ah.. I should have never had sex with your mother."

@thenathmeister2 How the fuck did this get 16+ you sick piece?

Um.. Is it wrong to have an accent? Why can't blacks have accents? 0.o Americans have accents. Where your English accents at?

I'm a spic and OOOOOOOOO.....Damn...you so caught me with the whole don't make a mean comment....right on OOOOOOO.....But anyways. I'll say it. I actually try to make white friends and OOOOOOOOOOOOO how they turn out to be some of my worst friends. Except Cyndi. She's really white and really cool...

Deaf, blind, and dumb. I won't tell you to repent. I can see you don't fear what you don't believe. But you don't have to. Insh'Allah you have an amazing life. It won't get any better than this. Be fat. Be happy. Drown in your sins. Enjoy them. When you die, there will be nothing to enjoy. And yo...

This man's solution to any of his problems. Bomb it. Anyone think THIS guy is gonna be on the news for killing a Muslim? I think so.

I don't understand French no more. 0.o

@Fo0dStamps I bet he looked at John Leguizamo like, "WTF? 0.o"

Everyone grew up on this, right? XD

The only people who watch this are hispanic. ;D

Yo te amo, reina de mi corazon. <3 You da best, Babygurl. =]