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I got pulled over by a cop, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?", I questioned: "55 right?". The officer fired back: "Yeah in a school zone, with children present, and it's recess. Should I also mention that an ice cream truck is right over there? That's a heavy ticket, don't do it again."...

U MOTHAFUCKERFUCKER IM SO ANGRY I THOUHT I WUZ GUNNA SEE FAMELEY GUI BUTT THEN YOO SHOWED ME THIS SHITE AND I'M GONNA FUCKIN SHOW YOU WHEN I GET YOUR ADRESS YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, GO TO YOUR HOUS, FLEX MY BYCEPZ IN FRUNT OF JOO AND BEET YOO SOW BAD DAT U BECUM A BIG FUCKIN WELTED UP PURPLE SAUSAG...

I love how you can hear him in the backround at around 0:28; getting closer, closer, and closer until he strikes. Genius.

"Automatic leave you dead in the living room

Get it? Leave ‘em dead in the Living room"- Lil Wayne, 9 Piece (2011)

"I jumped out the Lincoln/ Left him stinkin'/ Put his brains in the street/ Now you could see what he was just thinkin'"- Big L, Dangerzone (1997)

Do I even have to say who is bette...

I honestly just came here to read the comments.

"Meet me on the facebook." A phrase that simply translates to: "I want to rape you."

I think it's good that Big L didn't live past 2001, because if he didn't bring luggage on airplanes today the TSA would question his ass so quickly until they realized the type of caliber of a man they were dealing with. At that point they would apologize sinecerly for inconveniencing "Mr. L" and...

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This just in, local Harlem rapper, "Element's", wife went missing early this morning. Police say that there have been no leads, but local rapping legend Lamont "Big L" Coleman was last seen with the woman; making him the NYPD's only suspect. More at 11.

Because of you the security of THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM is in jeopardy... right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, BOWZER has been secretly building a TOASTER with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire HOTEL. I alone have INSTRUCTIONS that reveals this weapon's only SPAGHETTI; and you,...

She most definitely wanted the dick.

With the exception of rare genetic conditions (MOMO and Prader-Will Syndrome) obesity can be controlled. Granted, there is an increasingly amount of calories available 24/7, but exercise self discipline instead of blaming the people who gave you what you ordered. McDonald's and Burger King may no...

I got a car\

Somebody lied\

I need a Boeing airplane\

975\

If I die today\

Remember me like

Jon Minnoch\

I’m eatin’ all burger\

I ain’t eatin’ steamed spinach\

Make all of my bitches tattoo they logos on my titty\

When I sit down I guarantee I’m gonna shake the city\

Load up the poppers like i...