An adult who still has lots of "kid" left in her! I'm a huge fan of the real Criss Angel - not only because of his talents but even more so because of his attitudes, "never give up", "believe in yourself", and "NEGATIVITY NEVER EVER breeds anything positive"! I think we all need to be reminded of that from time to time! To remind me, my daughter made me a "Cris Angel" mii!

***** Me and my MKW:
Rank: THREE STARS!!! (get up off the floor. I'm not kidding and I didn't cheat!! ;P )

Fave scheme:
Lightweight: Toadette with bullet bike
Medium: Birdo with dolphin dasher.
Heavyweight: Rosalina with Flame Runner

Kart: Are you kidding me? Karts are difficult!!

VR: Never can tell. My VR is really a roller coaster of sorts. BR: 5,000. I can't battle. It literally makes me sick.

Controller scheme: Remote and nunchuck. I can also use the wii wheel. That's how I got my three stars!

My roster is full. I do have a second roster but I'll only add people if I know them well.

I prefer legit racing.

****** MY MARIO KART PHRASES!!!!!!

******* Wanna hear any of these live? Feel free to check my stream! Link above! **********

AGHHHHH! - Something screamed out of frustration, often when I'm surprised such as a sudden bomb hit.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? - Always said incredulously when I just can't believe my luck; often heard when I get a blooper in the back or a thundercloud on lap 3.

BE NICE! - Something shouted when I've had a LOT of attacks. It's directed at all other players.

BOO HOO MUSIC/SAD MUSIC/LOSER MUSIC - The music that plays when a player does NOT place well.

CAREFUL MAMA! - Something I shout at myself while racing or maneuvering.

CRIPES - an utterance of disgust.

CUCKOO CUCKOO -- What I shout when I'm trying to avoid saying a bad word. Sometimes, I edit and there will be actual cuckoos in the videos. I'm afraid I don't always edit and sometimes, we'll hear the real swear. Sorry!

DO YOU MIND? - May be shouted when I get in a shoving battle with another or they're getting in my way.

GO MAMA GO! - An excited utterance by me when it looks like I might actually do something right (for a change)

GOOD JOB MAMA/NICE JOB MAMA - Congratulating myself for escaping some malady.

HAPPY MUSIC - Music that is played by MKW when a player has done well; usually top five unless there is a low amount of players

HEY! - Probably my most common utterance; it can mean many things. It's usually because I got bumped out of a wheelie or got shoved.

IN THE AIR, IN THE AIR, IN THE AIR - Something uttered when I'm trying to avoid a pow by flying or jumping.

JELLYBEANING - A technique designed to make me remember that this game is supposed to be FUN! This was part of the Rich Petty School! (Jughead870)

KILO, AREN'T YOU TIRED OF BEING OUT FRONT? - An utterance of mine when I am annoyed at Kilo (KiloDragon) for winning too much. Other friend roster names can be substituted as well (Yes, Mike - Goldraptor17, this means you!)

NANNY NANNY BOO BOO - My own oh-so-mature personal taunt.

NAUGHTY - (1) hacked race; (2) description of someone who hits ME!

NAUGHTY TEXAN - My reference to my friend, Texas Rez (CustomSongCharter)

NICE FINISH FOR ME - self explanatory. I did well!

NOHACK, WHERE ARE YOU? - When someone is being "naughty" and I need help. Reference to Nohack2win (7NewHope7) who is known for being able to stop naughty (FTW) hackers.

NOHACK, KILL HIM! - When I see a "naughty" player who has entered the race and is cheating.




OH MY GOSH! - A phrase yelled when everything seems to be attacking at once!

OHMIGOSH! - A very excited strung together "oh my gosh" when I've taken over first place or just did something REALLY cool.

OUCH! - An utterance of mine when I get hit by a shell, struck by lightning or run over by a bullet/star.

REOHRR REOHRR - My imitation of Birdo. Yes, I do it a lot.

ROLL OVER SOMEONE - An utterance shouted when I'm in bullet bill form.

SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET IT - A phrase often said usually when I'm about to throw a blue shell but sometimes also when I get triple red shells.

SOMETHING GOOD - Said after going through an item box; it's when I want a useful item.

SORRY!! - An utterance when I actually hit someone.

THIRD LAP MADNESS - May be said out loud. A phrase meaning that I've done seemingly okay during the first two laps but then come the third lap, things go downhill very quickly with a lot of chaos.

UH OH, OH NO, OH BOY or I'M GONNA GET IT - Phrases often used interchangeably when there is impending doom, for example if I hear the siren indicating about to be hit by a red shell.

WAHHHHH!! - An utterance of mine when I screw up or don't place well.

WATCH OUT - A warning to the friends on my roster when I'm a mega mushroom or have star power.

WHEN YOU HAVE A CLOUD, LOOK FOR CRIS ANGEL; YOU will HIT HER! - something that is screamed when I get hit with a thundercloud by another player.

WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF? - Often shouted when I am receiving multiple bashings from another player.

WOO HOO!! - An excited HAPPY phrase, usually uttered when I get happy music

YES! - Shouted when one of my attacks actually works or when something good happens, such as lightning striking while I have star power.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! - Usually means I got an unexpected win or did something REALLY cool but may also mean "happy music".

YIKES! - similar to uh oh or I'm gonna get it, often when I do dumb things such as running into trucks on moonview highway or if there is just a lot of chaos seen. Can also be screamed when I have a near miss.