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5:58 - 6:10 = LOL!!

The man was able to take her home that night with the line "let's watch some BetaMax Videocassettes in my BetaMax Videocassette Player"...

"I had a choice...and I opted to go to a school located in a shopping mall, right next to Orange Julius..."

The song which begins at 0:10s is the number one song on the New Zealand charts, and has been for the past 14 years...

The finest bar in all of New Zealand!

Respect! People don't realize how freaking hard a one-armed pullup is! I'm 6'4", 240 lbs, and my goal is to be able to do a single one

Why is Alex dressed like a desk clerk at the Ramada Inn?

@NeilCrouse They're playing at Lakeport High School in St. Catharines here. Agreed...lucky fucks!!!

"The Smasher" believes in two things, and two things only:

1.) His ability to smash things

2.) The importance of maintaining a diverse portfolio of retirement holdings, including bonds, stocks, REIT's, real estate, GIC's and precious metals...

Lita would do very well as a hostage negotiator...

Terrorist: "Al-Zwaridab will not release a single hostage until Akbar Rajizan is delivered to the Yemeni consulate! Their blood will stain the sand!"

Lita: "There is a lot of tension....in your voice....and at the back of your neck. Why don't...

When asked what his favourite parts of this film were, noted thespian Billy Blanks was heard to reply "a.) When they gave me my cheque, and b.) When it didn't bounce"

While the insane woman babbles incessantly about "invisible, unprovable space daddy", the kid clearly just wants to suck on a pacifier or bash wooden spoons together...

Lying in a pixelated stupor under a basketball net - man does that ever take me back to high school! Good times...

I wonder what kind of conversations Gazzo and his driver had as he was being shuttled around East-end Philly...

Gazzo: Nice weather today, isn't it?

Driver: Weatha's retaaaarded!!

2:16-2:30 : "Flash Flouride" is absolutely tripping balls.

Regarding Jean Claude's comments from 9:12-9:20 .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man...that made my day right there!!

As mentioned, the axle on the General Lee was extremely easy to put on. Drunk or not, we're talking very basic motor skills here. A common sea turtle could manage the task with far greater grace and efficiency. I'm wondering if "Dad" is suffering from some degenerative neurological disorder an...

I always wondered what happened to John Rutsey, the original drummer for Rush...

When a video features the "ass-to-ass" musical score from Requiem for a Dream, you know the contents are both grave and credible.

1:48 - 2:04 LOL WTF?!?!

I'm willing to bet the kid in the sailor hat has not adjusted well to adulthood. He probably has a little Bichon dog and a fat girl trapped in a basement well. And those puppets seem to be short of at least 17 chromosomes.

And Bear cried to Eagle "I will lend you $2500 at absolutely usurious rates - the repayment plan for which will likely cause you to seek out additional loans at even higher interest rates - the whole situation culminating with the repossession of your teepee". And Eagle was displeased, but he to...

Looks innocent enough, until you realize that the puppets will not let the children leave until the day of reckoning. Near the beginning you see the male puppet preparing weapons for use against the impending demon scourge when He casts judgment upon humanity. The children spend their days list...

I didn't listen to a single word being said - I was completely fixated on the majestic plumage of the concert-goers. Some of those glorious manes could best be measured in cubic meters.

Geddy is an absolute BEAST!!

I think that panel has the combined IQ of a box of pop tarts...just hovering about the level where they'd be inclined to gouge their own eyes out with a spoon. As Dr. Kaku was making valid, well-researched points about the technological and infrastructural devastation that would occur during suc...

Great job! You succeeded despite having "Patio Lanterns" by Kim Mitchell in the background...no easy feat!

"Like what kind of diamond-encrusted contraband I'm gonna swipe from the Abu Dhabi sand moolies at the mall!". Whoever created this video should be writing Hollywood screenplays - I have never seen so much awesome dialogue condensed into a 10 minute video.