High Speed Heist

@YouGibbon I never said I thought McMahon wrote this. I know he didn't. But he did do uncredited rewrites on No Holds Barred.

Better than anything I've heard from the new Dave album.

This was the trick that they did in "The West Wing."

I wish James could sue your ass.

"Oh this is great. Remember when Indy fought an archer on the train?" These are the kinds of things that make me laugh until my stomach hurts, which it does now.

The art of not selling. No wonder Johnny Ace failed. He sells defensive moves worse than Vader.

He doesn't play with them like I did, but he says the same things I used to say. "We'll be right back" was said when I had to use the bathroom, dinner was ready, Grandma came over, or when Mom yelled at me to keep it down while she was in the living room trying to convince someone to marry her.

The biggest mistake this movie made was making it about someone else.

I actually prefer this to paper, rock scissors. More choices and possibilities, and fucking math.

Because Michael Winslow really needs work. On another note, this used to air on TBS at 9am on Saturday Mornings. I remember this because I used to watch it when I woke up. Ahh the good ole days of being a kid and watching stuff simply because it shared the title of something else you actually loved.

God this movie sucked.

"They might say shit." I LOVE this because 20-25 years ago it was a damn guarantee that you'd hear "shit" in not just a PG-13 movie but a PG movie as well. But now when I see a PG-13 movie and hear the word shit I'm genuinely surprised and feel like a kid for about 5 seconds, getting all excited ...

Bang! HAMMER!!!

Amazing how much this song adds to Moneyball. My favorite scene is when she sings it to her Dad and he makes that face with his hand over his mouth. Great stuff.

I read once somewhere that the producer's of this film actually approached Daniel Stern about reprising his role. He apparently didn't take the offer too well and said something along the lines of how he considered it insulting. Helluva guy.

My dream house. I'm gonna buy it one day. I already have a lifetime of memories there.

I just bought it today for 5 dollars. I love this movie.

Let me just tell you that I'm not lost, blind or depraved of any of that because I don't seek it. If you do and you found it, good for you. If it fills a void that you feel you had and your life, than more power to you. But don't act all and mighty by talking like you're speaking for everyone.

Sounds like a song left off of Eat 'Em And Smile.

TRISH!! YA WANNA KEEP YER JOB!?!?!

Earl probably didn't have time to sell tshirts that night.

Hebner could get the tombstone piledriver off the top turnbuckle onto a steel chair with thumbtacks on top and somehow find a way to make it seem like his ankle was what got fucked up the most.

@andross637 Confused.