About this user
Hey, I'm Lance Uppercut.
I can bench 400lbs, I get laid like an egg, I have a MASSIVE member, I have a Lamborghini Gallardo, a Nissan GTR, a Corvette Zr1, but I dont drive them, because they arent good enough for me, bitches!
SO CHOKE ON MY 22 INCH MEMBER!
Age
21
Country
United States
Occupation
Being better than you.
Companies
Huge Dick Inc.
Schools
I graduated 22 years ago, from Harvard, Princeton and Yale (all at once) when I was 9
Interests
Being Omnipotent, Omnipresent ,and Omnivorous Bitch.
