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@esquire05 That's a little disingenuous, isn't it?

@TheFullmoonslight That's actually pretty funny. I would laugh, anyway. Most men are totally aware of what they are doing, it's just... think of your boobs as being huge magnets and a guy's irises are metal. Just naturally drawn to them. Sorry.

@The1066Al I would urge you to watch "A Universe from Nothing", a lecture by Physicist Laurence Krauss. He's a very intelligent guy, if you can follow what he's saying (I had wikipedia open the entire time...) it's really a mindfuck.

@Slim86k How YOU doin'.

Fuck's sake, I spend 90% of my battles running around like a moron scrolling through my cards, trying to find the one I want.

Great show, but this episode bothered me. Its characterization of these kinds of games (role-playing) was very negative and really presented the players badly. They're not all like that, not even most of them.

@Silberdachs China must be in on it too, amirite?

When I was a kid I always thought this was a really dumb prize. Like what kind of game show doesn't give out money prizes!?

Now I think I'd kill a baby to have Carl Kasell record my voicemail.

I was born from a monkey. The hospital I was delivered at covered it up, so only my monkey mom, myself, and the doctor know about it, but it happened! Trust me. The doctor also said I was the Messiah, but I'm not sure about that one.

I always do good on him until he starts that spinning bullshit. ALWAYS kills me.

@CCSFgovrel Uh, the uploader? Phil Hellenes.

This used to frustrate me, but now I appreciate it. I think part of it is the woman saying "yeah, nothing is going to happen between us, so stop thinking it" without actually coming out and saying it. It makes the whole friendship a lot simpler if I know from the start that she is taken. It can o...

@nomoremustache82 Would you care to share your thoughts with us, or are you gonna keep giving us a delightful view of your nose hairs?

Worst part of the game? Great, I just got here.

When the hardest part about a minigame is the shitty camera? Yeah, that's bullshit.

@OrderedChaos010 I swear I've said this so many times to so many Christians.. I need a more creative way of expressing the same idea, I'm getting really bored of just "The burden of proof is on the one making the claim"

@alupihan She did, but she was SO CRYPTIC ABOUT IT I WANTED TO STRANGLE HER. She's supposed to be counting on her colleague Watts, but instead he kept him in the dark about everything whenever she could. It was infuriating.

For me anyway.

I love everything about this guy, his stage, the music in his stage, fighting him is challenging and fun... damn MMX4 is just overall awesome

Wtf, why doesn't it show any gameplay

You did deep jungle before wonderland? Weird.

Lol, the caller comparing doubting the Holocaust and Abe Lincoln to Jesus Christ is comical.

-_- cut out the best part, at the end, as everyone is cheering when he says "Take care of yourselves, and take care of somebody else." Fail.

@GentlemanBastard66 You'd like to taste my meat? Oh my, I've got a girlfriend, I'm sorry. D:

Seriously though, I've often wondered what human tastes like as well. Tell you what, I'll let you take a bit off me if I can take a bit off you. It'd be a bit weird to eat one's own flesh.

I notice, btw...

I never know if Sarah Silverman is being serious or satirical. It's one of the reasons I could never really get into her as a comedian.

QUEST DOTH BEGINS. NWYAHKLSDFJF MEDIEVAL NOBEL QUEST I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REAL LIFE AND VIDEO GAMES. RUUUULLLLLLLLESSSSZZZZZZ

God I fucking hate people.

@otakucode This is true, but it does not mean I'd like to be a room full of them doing it.

For the LIFE OF ME I CANNOT BEAT THIS FAGGOT

FUCK'S SAKE FUCKING SIGMA IS IMPOSSIBLE 4 FUCKING SUBTANKS KLHGADLKSGJKSHLIGHKGHW:IOGHEIWGOIWEHIEWRJKLRwrHG

This girl is unbelieveably badass and probably beats up the neighborhood boys. Rock on \m/

So... when are they just gonna get it over with and have a lesbian orgy, and if they don't, why am I watching this?

Crazy jackoff fan running into the middle of the field pisses me more than asshole psycho cops, truthfully. Sit down and watch the game, attention whore.

@helianimal WHOOOOOOOSH.

You should probably familiarize yourself with what "burden of proof" means, and who is falls on in this argument.

@uunderworld It kind of depends on the people you grow up around. A friend of mine was born to totally deaf parents, though her hearing is fine.. But she spent so much of her formative years around that deaf culture that for a long time, her speaking skills were underdeveloped and she needed to t...

Too many fuckers talking and making noise in this commercial, can't tell what he's saying.