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Love Really Hurts (Girl humiliates Guy) Merrick0001 2,168 views A justin bieber clone fails at life, breaks every rule of the bro code, and is awarded no points. HOW CAN SHE SLAP? Personally, I wouldn't stand for that shit, she'd get a...
What the hell happened to my heat? Merrick0001 132 views Video from Just Cause 2 captured by gamer!
Absolute horseshit... instant lvl 5 heat WTF Just Cause 2 Merrick0001 84 views Video from Just Cause 2 captured by gamer!
Look Ma! No propeller. Just Cause 2 Merrick0001 36 views Where the fucks my propeller.
The national anthem of Panau :) Merrick0001 45 views That's what I think of your fuckin anthem
Just Cause 2 Bullshit Merrick0001 27 views EIDOS WHY HAVEN'T YOU PATCHED THIS YOU NUMBNUTS
Just Cause 2 Indecisive Rocket Chases Its Tail Merrick0001 29 views Basically its a rocket. And it is like a puppy chasing its own tail.
MY FIRST UPLOAD IN FOREVER (ps3 vid editor sux) Merrick0001 31 views Uploaded using PS3(TM) uh so ya hey guys merrick0001 here showcasing the magnificent turd hurdler ps3 vid editor. So yeah this is not my cat it is my friends' cat now it...
Woman Has Worst Laugh Ever (EEEE) Merrick0001 2,471 views Yeah. She could substitute for my car's horn, no problem. *sounds horn* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOVE YOUR ASS FUCKER Song: Hi Friend! - Deadmau5 Album: For Lack ...
NodorO (Funny As Hell Commercial) Merrick0001 9,127 views Lose The Odor, Keep your Lover. XD For the fuckload of garbage that lies below this sentance, please avoid stepping on it, there are needles and aids living in there...

About My Private Hell :)

1000 character limit? FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

To YouTube Administration:
I do not own the material that was edited to make these videos. However, due to the fact that they are edited, not copied, copyright does not apply (see: Origin of Copyright). If you claim that and of my original content material is yours, legal action will be taken.

Thanks. Sony BMG are cunts.

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Merrick0001

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Feb 10, 2007

About this user

Welcome to my private hell. If this is your first time here, there is no way out. There is no way to escape the fortress of the mole.

Now that we've cleared that up, I am psychic and I know what you are thinking about. Assuming I don't grow a large white beard, I could very well be the descendant of the late Santa Claus, whom I was ordered to assassinate by cobra commander. It was on that very mission that I came across a polar bear cub. Motherless, cold and starving, I took the bear with me and named it a heraldic name, that which shall echo through the grand halls of time and history to be forever remembered by those who heard his name.
I named him Bucky. The very name caused mere men to go weak in the knees with fear. This bear became my best friend, as on many occasions he forced open vending machines to give me bottles of Coke, and when the authorities came and tried to arrest us, Bucky said, "I'm allowed to take it and give it to him. Don't you know who I am? I'm the fucking polar bear from those fucking Coke commercials, you ass!" Afterwards the authorities proceeded to hide in corners after seeing the epicness they had just witnessed.

12 years later, me and Bucky set up a mountain fortress, with all its power being supplied by a nuclear power plant entirely located and situated within my left pocket. But all is not well. Eskimos raid my fortress completely, but my drone guns quickly dispense of those whale blubber-sucking sons of bitches. However, since the land assault does not successfully work out for them, they employ more devious and sexy ways of taking me out (to dinner ewww).

One of these ways is catapulting dead cows over my walls, but the most important one is stealing my friends and subscribers. Those bastards.

Henceforth, since I know you cannot escape, you must surrender your will and subscribe to my will. :) It only hurts just once.

What are you waiting for? I just fucking wrote that whole fucking thing right on the spot in the window of 5 minutes. Come on.

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