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Pitbull is having a party, but nobody wants to come! ft Ne-Yo, Nayer, R...
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Pitbull is having a party, but nobody wants to come! ft Ne-Yo, Nayer, Regis, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Josh Groban, Waldo, Neo, Ron Weasley, Gandalf, and Lassie!
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Written and Performed by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Additional vocals by Anastasia Douglas Directed By Tom Small
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LYRICS:
PITBULL Me not working hard?
Yeah right capture that with a polaroid
Just take it and shake it - wait - they no longer make it?
Then try preparation H for your hemorrhoids
Just made a million for that - my checkbook's on steroids
Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-yo, J-Lo, Dave Matthews, Regis, the other Neo, Gandalf, Waldo, Josh Groban, Ron Weasley, Lassie
NE-YO
Guess what, we just banged in the elevator That was fun I'll call you later Oh no were trapped, we might be stuck till tomorrow Oh, god I can't breathe
NAYER I am whispering Because I can't sing Have you seen Ne-yo No not that Neo He said to meet him here He has my underwear I'm just eye candy
NE-YO Call the fire department tell em hey We are trapped and our phones have died This is payback from my wife Try and pull the doors apart Oh c'mon, did you just fart?
PITBULL Now lemmie get this right,
Sent all my people the evite, and they said they was attendin'
But tonight
It seems like nobody was payin'
atten-tion
It's insane to me that my friends can't focus
Imma need David Blaine and a little hocus pocus
They need to stop spreadin' A.D.D or get them some Ritalin
I'll be on the couch just cold-ass chillin
Wait - did I say June or July baby?
Now that's going to drive my mind crazy.
Not even Waldo showed,
I can never find him anyway though
Dalek
Excuse me, Even though I'm here alone I'll practice my moves, tonight
James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, and "Poke ya in the eye".
Punch the invisible man, stick 'em up, and the dragon fly Check out the 7th grade photo
Dolly Lassie, you made it! What's that you sayin, girl? Ne-Yo is trapped in the elevator? But he's right over here. Oh, you mean the other Neo. Damn, you an inspirational dog. What kind a breed are you? Ah, just as I suspected: Collie
NE-YO You guys I've been stuck in here since five Had to eat this chick to survive I didn't realise this red button opened the doors That's hilarious
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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help! Watch the origi...
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PitBull tries to write a song without anyone else's help! Watch the original "Rain Over Me" video: http://www.youtub... Check out our website! http://thekeyofaw...
Written and sung by Todd Womack and Mark Douglas (and one line by Doug Larsen). Directed by Tom Small. Recorded and mixed at Smash Studios (http://www.smashny.com) Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtub...
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LYRICS: PITBULL Mr. Worldwide! Red 1 Got my very own song! Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305, and as always, Da le! Here's a special song I made it just for you, Did it all by myself its my solo debut This time it's all mine, I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca! "Donde esta la biblioteca?" I'm just kiddin' I don't read Now...what to rap about? MARC ANTHONY Since J-Lo said goodbye All I do is cry And watch romantic comedies PITBULL We already did that song! MARC ANTHONY Why ay ay is she dating that young guy My kids tell me he's muy sexy PITBULL You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony PITBULL I said you could crash for a week not a year You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat. Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang, If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's (spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally! MARC ANTHONY I just can't leave her behind I wish I could turn back time But I don't the technology PITBULL Knowledge MARC ANTHONY Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side? PITBULL [spoken] Shut up MARC ANTHONY Now even Pitbull's mad at me. PITBULL I forgive you U a rockstar man u almost handsome We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong) Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door J-LO Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short Just came by to get Marc's child support PITBULL Marc Anthony he disappeared he's definitely not anywhere around here J-LO Cut the mierda I know you're not alone I can smell his nasty Brut cologne Also the kids have to go to the dentist, I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice. PITBULL Donald MARC ANTHONY I-I-I want to know when your heart died J-LO Don't take another step towards me PITBULL Both of you stop it can't you just get along? Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat, Tell me your problems but do it to the beat, J-LO He dresses like he on Fantasy Island MARC ANTHONY She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds PITBULL I know how this relationship went off track I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts. See J-Lo's much more attractive than you She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi J-Lo Who's that? PITBULL He played in Fargo. J-Lo Oh my god, he does. PITBULL Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix STUDIO GUY Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six. PITBULL Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!
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Lady Gaga doesn't want Judas, or Lord Gaga... She wants the Bearded Nun!...
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Lady Gaga doesn't want Judas, or Lord Gaga... She wants the Bearded Nun! Key Of Awesome #42!
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LYRICS You ask where I get my ideas from I used to get them from my gay husband But, predictable is what he has become So now I only listen to the nun HA ha ha ha ha ha Oh that's a good one you are comedian I'm don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz So I'm worshipping the bearded nu-un I know a lot Tranny's, geeks, and Circus freaks But he's easily the weirdest one I'm not sure if it 's a dude cus I've never seen it nude Puts on lipstick with a gun The Father, son , and bearded nun Gaga I'm home I brought food for the gnomes Are you here alone What the Gaga How the hell could you do this to me? Get thee to a bearded nunnery! What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day I challenge you to weird off Of five rounds the loser leaves town This is the championship It will decide who is hip He's Lord Gaga's first attempt Ohh that was nice And now the nuns at the plate He slaps a cat in the face And builds a gingerbread house with his mind Here's Lord Gagas retort He's putting on his cheese shorts And then he brings out some mice okay that's weird Looks like the nuns on the ropes He calls in the bearded pope Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard No! I guess that means he won But now his beard is gone And that's where he got his power from Bearded Bearded nun I think we're done Dear Gay Husband Accept my Apologaga
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