Greetings slaves

Greetings, I am MegaElectrolarynxMan, and I am here to terrorise the emos, scene kids, mallcore kids, faggots, fat kids, Jonas Brother fans, Miley Cyrus fans, niggers, and anything in between.

Why am i the MegaElectrolarynxMan?

Because one day, in my young metalhead years, my throat was slit by an ignorant nigger, and required an electrolarynx to talk.

Since then i was homeschooled, and confined to the space of my room. I only leave my computer when i am sleeping, or when i am inventing products to support world terrorism. When i become President of the world, i will finally break free, and i promise i will engage in the acts that i have harassed you with virtually, in real life.

My mother has invested millions in the stockmarket for me as she thinks i am not capable of working full time with my disability. I have embraced this, and use it to advance and advertise my inventions of mass destruction.

PWNED:
kurtcobainisgod (Stinky unwashed boy)

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