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i'm a badass, a balla, a guido, n a playa!!!!! i ain't never give up in a fight!!!!!!!! i fuck more bitchez everyday then u can in 9000000000000000000000 yearz!!!!! if u fuck with me, i'll whoop ur ass up so hard u ain't never know what hit u!!!!! i'll break ur arm, legz, n ur neck haha!!!!! n i'll steal ur bitch 2 haha!!!! i love fuckin those smart bitchez haha!!!! dumb bitchez be fun 2 haha!!!!! i'm numba 1 here n that ain't never gonna change haha!!!! fem boyz ain't got shittt on me haha!!!!



i hang out at the 7 11 on my street a lot haha!!!!!! damn it's fun 2 scare people walkin in haha!!!!! n sometimez i'll go 2 this gay ass grocery store down the street n fuck with people haha!!!!!! stealin they grocereez n shit haha!!!! then some gay dude comez n kickz me out haha!!!! funnnn timezzzz!!!!!!

oh yeah, this be some people i've whooped up haha!!!

billy smith this fuckin fem boy thought he could diss me by usin some hugeee asss wordz, but i knocked him on the ground n body slammed his ass haha!!!! n broke his glassez 2 haha!!! he went cryin 2 his mommy n she came 2 yell at me, but i said, bitch, give me a blowjob haha!!!!!

tom reed this gayyy ass fem boy fag does actin n shit all the fuckin time in school haha!!!!! sooo fuckin gay haha, i gave him a fuckin swirly once in a toilet filled with piss n shit, n he was cryin like a baby bitch haha!!!! he fuckin ran 2 his mommy 2 n i said, bitch, give me a blowjob haha!!!!!

sam jones oh my fuckin god this fagggggggg don't got like any muscles at all haha!!!!! fuckin skinny as hell, pale white, n a total mommaz boi haha!!!!! i did a lotta shit 2 him haha!!!! i come 2 his house sometimez n egg it, n then i kick him 2 the ground n stomp on his stomuch n burn him with a cigerette haha!!!! it's really fuckin fun 2 see him cry haha!!!!!!!!

gangstas and pimps
love lobsters and shrimps
kool-Aid and chicken
flashy things and women
all I need
is Remy and weed
somebody not afraid
to go some for my Escalade



damnnn handyhollie be a hotttttt bitch hahahha!!!!!! damn she's smart n shit n bangin smart bitchez turnz me on 4 sure haha!!!!! she know how 2 talk guido talk n she finna be lovin my cock n all them smart nice dudez that wanna bang her finna be cryin when they see numba 1 in her pussy haha!!!!! hell yeah i rulllleeeeee!!!!!!!!!! fem boyz maddddd!!!!! :P :P :P


to all u fuckin fem boy haterz haha!!! u ain't never gonna have no cockz, ain't never finna scoore no pussy, ain't never finna have no friendz, ain't never ffinna get invitud to any partys, ain't never finna have tanz muisclez or good lookz hahahahaha!!!!
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totally real guido 4 real.