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About Meep! or die!

Stuff that meeps tend to like, this would include small furry things and possibly some longboard.

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MeepcOOkies

Latest Activity

Feb 27, 2012

Date Joined

Mar 12, 2010

About this user

Meep©

PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Meep© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are not supported.

USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles and PCsOnce installed it will remain stationary and may only be manually removed. With force..... (with a baseball bat if necessary)

Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the table/ground/floor.

Can be used in philosophical discussions in appropriate environment Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate. May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films The Meep© is unafraid and will protect you.

The Meep© is safe around children, animals, plants and most furniture.

MODES
The Meep© comes with six modes
SLEEP
CHILL OUT
SKATE
GAME
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.

WARNING
Avoid damaging the Meep© at all times, this will result in heavy fines either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access. The Meep© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences. Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive. Avoid cold and rain product not waterproof.
Comes complete with tattoos, piercings, headphones and a smile.
NO REFUNDS!