About this user
Hello, my name is Steve and I enjoy being periodically tasered by random law enforcement agencies from around NorthAmerica. Next year I am planning a trip to Burundi, presently their police are not equipped with taster guns, however, they tend to make due with a box spring and car battery.
So I am excited about that, naturally.
My father was born in Nicaragua in 1953 and came down with bacterial diarrhea before he was 8 months old. At the age of 4 he was already working as a peanut farmer for 18 Córdoba or (2 cents) every 3 complete monthly orbital motions of the moon.
By the time he was 17 he was able to fill a mason jar to the brim with his savings. It was a proud moment, and when people say I have a strong work ethic, you won't need to ask why.
My mother was raised in Timisoara Romania, while originally born in Winooski Vermont she was kidnapped by a rouge sect of Hungarian Jesusit Priest and indoctrinated into the sex slave business before the age of 32.
And this is how my parents met each other, and here I am...a product of their love, devotion and sacrifice.
I haven't seen either of them since I was 9, I hope they are doing well and I am Caucasian.
I have received my Masters in Bioengineering, a Bachelor's Degree in Civil Law and currently 1 semester away from attaining my PhD in Political Science and I work at a soft baked Pretzel stand in the mall.
I partake in scrotum suspension, Barbed wire anal beads, Cock binding, Habanero sensual oil therapy strictly as hobbies.
I do possessions, crocheting and mimicking the miracles of Jesus, only once a week. And I know what you are wondering and the answer is NO. I will not give you my phone number so you can book me.
Why?
Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and sh*t like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.
If you want a private demonstration, send me a e-mail at likeimgonnagiveyoumyemail@gmail.com and I'll get back to you.
I am free anytime between now and the next two-thousand, wait...make that one-thousand six hundred and thirty nine years. (I forgot about my prior engagement in Jerusalem on the 15th of May in 3645. A few loose ends, might take me awhile.)
Thank you and Auf Wiedersehen, Adeus, Пока, Adiós and Au revoir.
And I am,
S.
Age
34
Country
United States
Occupation
Logistics Technician
Schools
Middle School Drop Out.
