About this user
My fellow prisoners...errr uuhh Americans, my tired, old ass won't even make a full 4 year term. A vote for me is a vote for Palin and we wouldn't want that now WOULD WE??!!
I am the Maverick and she is the MILF!
My friends, my military record speaks for itself. I had three dangerous downs prior to being shot down and captured . The last was reported because I fell asleep. I also almost died in a plane crash because I didn't know how to eject. My plane crashed in the water and I had to break open the cockpit. My excuse as to why I didn't know how to eject was "I didn't read that part in the handbook yet."
My friends I have my own view of the world:
I think Czechoslovakia still exists. (did this at least twice)
I referred to the border between Pakistan and Iraq
I referred to German President Putin
I can't seem to keep straight whether Al Quada is Sunni or Shia.
I gets Sudan and Somalia mixed up.
Sometimes I forget to take my meds.
My friends I KNOW the economy:
"The fundamentals of our economy are strong", who cares if the DOW was crashing 500 pts that day.
"I still need to be educated in the economic department"
My friends I've got a hard on for Joe the Plummer!
I want him to be my Valentine!
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then baffle them with bullshit!!
McLAME / PHAILIN 08!!
Country
United States
