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92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Post this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent laughing your butts off
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
they say guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
love your enemies. it pisses them off
smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
I used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone
the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide
your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
tell the truth and run
if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
you cry, I cry. you laugh, I laugh. you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
education is important. school however, is another matter.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends
all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for
the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a lifetime trying. So just except what you can't understand and be clueless in that department because there are more important things in life.
There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive, I just dont care
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
the statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Drunk? You're intoxicated by my very presence
Dont knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an I in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
Girls rule, boys suck. The. End.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, It's because you're gay, isn't it?
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, You will die in seven days...
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, Walk much?
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, Run - (fill in your choice of profanity) - run!
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, That was awesome! Let's do it again!
Music is like candy you throw away the rappers.
I like to change my name often. there are so many to chose from why stick with just one.
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