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Yeah, I have heared Madonna's "Borderline" probably a hundret times now. The first time I saw: "Hey, this sounds familiar, wasn't that the theme song of some old show?" But I could not find it and google showed nothing. Just now, when I heared the song the 101st time I realized: "It was ALF."

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There is no flailmanship. The typical malnutritioned underage medieval foodsoldier trained nothing else, just "Bash the enemy with it as hard as you can."

Man, how can you pull such a prank and nobody makes a "Lost Boys" Reference???

"Worms, Michael ... I mean John, you are eating worms"

There you have it, that should have come the earliest when John realized, something is wrong, and on page one of the comments the latests.

This video proves, that Chuck Norris awesomeness is directly linked to his beard. So should you ever be in the unlucky situation to need to fight Chuck Norris, shave him first ...

... Which leads to another problem, because Chuck Norris beard hairs cut even diamond cutters.

You and friend are outside a room. Friend walks in with a die. After while he comes out. He thinks whether to send you away or invite you in. He invites you in and die is lying on table with 6 showing up.

Now is the fact, that he could have rolled die over and over again until 6 facing up an arg...

A monumental scene where a horde of slaves sends their oppressors a clear message: "You can always kill us if you want to!" And the oppressors said: "Okay." and kills them and everything keeps going on like before.

<-- shoe and in which is trunk only the elephant nose (2)?" And me: Oh, I thought, trunk was a tree log (3). After checking the dictionary, I realized, trunk also means:

(4) a big suitcase

(5) the place where a boat's centreboard goes.

(6) the torso

(7) a main (telephone) cable

(8) brief shorts,...

Why do you compare a single bailout or 1 year of soldier salaries with 10 years of health care?

It could have worked the way originally planed and would have been financed by increased income tax on moderate and high incomes - who then would not need to pay the more expensive private health care ...

You make a great guy.

Anyway, I did not know, that "bump uglies" was a sex euphemism. I thought, the proper term is "Smite evil" [/obscure reference]

Actually, the "bear" part is not so undisputed, although English wiki sais so. But : Old Norse for "bear" is "bjorn" nor "ber". So, the word's inventor Þorbjörn Hornklofi borrowed it from old german, or:

"ber-" existed, too, and meaned " to bear as in to carry". So it might mean "shirt bearer". W...

Sound all like Pachelbel's Canon in D to me. ;-)

This is a stupid word. It should simply be "establishmentarianism", anti and dis should simply cancel each other out. But sadly that word is already in use for (quote)the doctrine of supporting the social or political establishment (/quote) and (not so sadly) state/church-unity is no longer esta...

Yes, I was confused about this, too. I thought: Hey, that second thing is supposed to be slower, why does it take 0.091 in both cases ...

... Oh wait, that thing does not measure the dropping time, it measures the speed at ground level. - Yeah, now it makes sense.

Hey, PigeonMaster334, I wanted to say that. Or so to say: I support that statement. It won't protect you when you're ganked by the horde but it helps when a Zombie suddenly appears out of nowhere bites your arm and gets shot/slashed by your friends ... who will afterwards have to shoot you becaus...