Q: Why are you subscribing to everyone? A: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL (AND MUSHROOMS).
Q: Thanks for subbing! I will sub to you back. Hey wait, where's the subscribe button? A: I AM SPECIAL. IT LOOKED LIKE A MUSHROOM, SO I ATE IT. SUBSCRIBE TO MY FAVORITES INSTEAD.
Q: ...Are you on mushrooms or something? A: OF COURSE NOT. MUSHROOMS.
Q: Will you comment/watch my videos? A: NO. BUT IF THEY HAVE MUSHROOMS, YES.
Q: Will you add my videos to your favorites so everyone can see them? A: NO. BUT IF THEY HAVE MUSHROOMS, YES.
Q: Are you somehow related to IAMSHOPKEEP? A: OF COURSE NOT. MUSHROOMS.
Q: Why do you like mushrooms so much? A: BECAUSE THEY ARE MUSHROOMIUS.