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This is what Guitar Battle should have been in Guitar Hero. Exactly this.

Ron and Harry hide in random room breaking some rule or other. They find....

MALFOY?! You can play piano??

Mother made me....and if you tell Granger, I swear I'll Kedavra you both!

Wait till your father hears.....that we're TOTALLY putting this on YouTube! xD

@hansenbee123 something about the bone structure of her arms looks feminine to me.

This is what it sounds like when Mozart sneezes.

Draco won it because Dumbledore didn't put up a fight.

the previous owners of the wand won it through treachery and deceit, not open duels.

Harry won because....because he beat Draco when Draco didn't have the Elder Wand with him! OK- so that's ALMOST a plausible 'final answer'.

Raise your hands...

Wow.....this sounds A LOT like UN Owen Was Her! xD

(more commonly/incorrectly known as Death Waltz)

Oh god. I am really frickin retarded. Like, really, really slow.

They're dressed like sailors. Duh.

OMG. f-ing DUH!!!!!!!!!!

(i just noticed this after 20 years. I win 1 epic fail. >.> )

This is the ultimate expression of what I like to call 'the American Heresy'.

It runs something like this:

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil to get his powers.

Then he used his power to kick the Devil's ass and take his soul back.

@DrossRotzank NOTE, lastly, that I said 'neither accept nor deny beliefs UNTIL MORE EVIDENCE COMES TO LIGHT'

I am sure that science is right about one thing: that IF you have sufficient evidence, a 'complete enough picture', so to speak, that you CAN prove and disprove things that you couldn't B...

Arcanis: I have a high converted mana cost but I Need Cards Now!

Call Jace T. Mind Sculptor! 877BANNOW!

Venser: I need to bounce a permanent but I Need Cards Now!

Call Jace T. Mind Sculptor! 877BANNOW!

Liliana ot Veil: I want to lock an opponent out but I Need Cards Now!

877BANNOW! Jace has won t...

About “Galaxy Quest”

Fan Response, 1998: Hey! Tim Allen is also Buzz Lightyear! And it’s about Star Wars! I mean Trek!

Fan Response, 2012: O…M…G…In a movie whose cast is full of stars so great, that even in their time they were simultaneously both appreciated and UNDER-appreciated…..THE FREAKY FI...

By the Snakes of Slytherin, I SHALL avenge thee!

Avada Ke-mthrfckn-DAVRA! There. Evil Space Aliens dead. Next?

the important thing was Slade showing him where to find the city of San Venganza. (or wherever it was they went, I forgot the name.)

0:42 Johnny Blaze "Can you keep up?"

0:45 Carter Slade "Can YOU?"

Reminds me of every seen where the new guy talks big and the old master shows him how it's done. 0.0 Pure. Win.

I guess I'm SORT of happy for Christian Bale & Christopher Nolan? Kind of?

But when I think of Batman on the same screen WITH Superman,

in a JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE??!?!?!?!!

get me KEVIN CONROY or you're wasting my time.

"Hate to interrupt this special live performance of the Thing With Two Heads but it's time to go to jail now."

"What he said- BANG"

Amanda Waller is probably my favorite non-Leaguer on the show. This episode proves that she's a lot like Dumbledore- actually trying to help everything be better.....

"You are not as noble as my armpit"

Ha! Best comeback of a villain on this show, maybe?

Apokolips is a really interesting world, you know. Kalibek is actually Highfather's son for on, and for another it's a textbook example of choosing between the lesser of two hundred evils. There aren't rea...

75c is 75c. I'm supposed to throw away money?!

xD

IMO Aquaman looks like neither quite a King nor completely a hobo: He looks like the iconic example of Both: Odysseus. with a hook. This is a perfectly acceptable look for a character who is not entirely acceptable to ANYONE, and is forced to become a purely self-made-fish-man: 'Shut up, bitches....

Man...these Ultimen really are obnoxious. So annoying. Worst part? They specifically avoided any nostalgic value. No 'Wonder Twin Powers: Activate!" Not even a Gleep!

"You Sure you don't want to help?"

"Come on, for old time's sake?"

"I hate old times."

Even the other Batman would have said that. :p

Jesus' Death had a glorious, holy, wonderful, mysterious Plan behind it, so it can't count on the list of the Truly Tragic- he goes on a different list, with Dumbledore, Aslan, and everyone else knocking directly off of Him. The ones that get you actually happy to die.

rats. Forgot Gandalf. oh well, he didn't stay dead so that's ok.

Lily Potter bumps Bambi's Mom and Sirius Black off this list.

I'm not so sure that allowances are actually all that good a thing anymore. I had one, and I got a lot of money from my parents from doing stuff...except I was getting one when I was 18+. I think allowances should stop at 15/16, or whatever age is the youngest you can apply for a job in the real...

Harry: Dobby, WHERE THE FUCK did you get a GUN?!?!

Dobby: Um...master mustn't be angry with Dobby...Dobby is so SORRY, great Harry Potter sir....Dobby stole it from the Dursleys....

Harry: O.O

Hermione: Oh Dobby! :'(

Ron: You. Fucking. Rock. Harry, how do I get one of those Muggle Wands?

Snape probably could have killed McGonagall if he really tried (while he could NOT have killed Dumbledore in combat because he couldn't 'mean' the AK that way- yes, Snape takes House Rivalry a BIT too Siriusly :p) but he wasn't really trying. Snape and McGonagall are probably about equal- think O...

yes, he could have fixed his old wand first, but that would a bit less dramatic and final. picking one over the other rather than trying to do both actually shows good directing skills because it sends a solid message one way or the other. sometimes you just have to edit even very well-loved mate...

the only thing this version had a problem with was differentiating between nazgul, orcs, trolls, goblins, balrogs, uruk-hai, monkeys, tusken-raiders, dementors, and ..... you know what, actually.....Ralph-Bakshi should learn how to freakin draw.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE LESS VIEWS THAN 'WHERE THERE'S A WHIP THERE'S A WAY'?

This is the shortest, most direct, most epic summary of the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy that I know of. In the side-bar, there's a 'related video' by NightTorch which shows the whole animation. Watch. It.

You'd better Be Prepared for Hellfire Savages, because You're Only Second Rate. So, you Poor Unfortunate Souls, Are You In or Out? You should have stayed home, you're Momma Knows Best, and I've Got Friends on the Other Side. Still think you've got what it takes to Play With The Big Boys? Very wel...

It's an orchestra! with a banjo! must be one of those country orchestras you here about....

@MrMZaccone everyone who belongs to a group knows that there is always 'that guy' who gives everyone else in the group a bad name, and the worst thing is they usually get more attention than the normal, reasonable people, and so people end up judging the whole group by the misdeeds of the few and...

Arcanis the Omnipotent: "I have a converted mana cost but I need cards now!"

Star City Games: "Call J.T. Mind Sculptor! 877-BAN NOW!"

yep. Opera x Settlement Funding x ....Children's Card Games. I need to get out more....

all the 'YouTube babies' are going to grow up really hating their parents, prob. :p

I'm calling Charlie out right now- he's going to grow up to bite someone's head off.