MatejSK1000's channel

I hide behind big booty bitches... right, you can't see me from anywhere!

I have a question too - for Christians. "CAN ALLMIGHTY CREATE A STONE SO HEAVY, HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP?" Answer that, smart pants :)

Isn't christianity about loving all people? And you promote hatred to non christians. You have first seat in hell, kiddo. And if you represent heaven, I wanna go to hell.

Wow that stand up sucked. As I like his movies I hate his stand ups.

Vyholenú hlavu majú aj hokejisti a iní športovci, nemusí to byť nácko. Len nechápem, prečo tá osada skurvená ešte nebola vypálená do tla. Koľko ľudí musí byť ešte zranených a zabitých, aby sme my ľudia zobudili a spravili niečo s týmito neľuďmi? V lese ak je škodná, poľovník dostane povolenie na ...

škoda, že po treťom albume šla celá kapela na kastráciu a odvtedy robia samé sračky... :-(

How could anyone dislike this? One of the best intros for an black metal album I ever heared. Sinister, dark, terror promising, evil feeling... just great. Hail to one of the greatest avantgarde artist of our time!!

Fucking AWESOME!!

another bitch trying to get views by big boobs and imitating rwj... shut up and jump, biatch, here's your money.

Nice poem, good video, but that constatn swinging with arms is pretty annoying.

Actually I'm getting tired of such videos... always half naked women doing some ill choreography... where are the times when video had a story or at least something interesting going on... anyway how did I get in here from Satyricon - Black Crow on a Tombstone? Wtf? Peace, kids.

1:11 Give me the evil look, son...

Dunno... everybody's riding me.... always.

I want Kai to be my uncle. Btw. where can I buy the T-shirt that drummer is wearing?

I remember my friend playing for China for a first time. He used owerpowering cause he thought it's the same as energy boost in the US powerplants and when his plants started to blow up, he accused me of cheating and destroying his buildings... :-D

@Serapherus And you go to listen to your Lady Gaga and Elton John, sweetheart.

If said in appropriate time and in appropriate version. arrow to the knee is still very amusing. Haters just have to get it. I never played TES but this thing is very funny, I think I'll getmyself an OIblivion first :D

@jfpbman I would say is something between. Not so strong to be power, not so light to be heavy. But still it's good. And fuck the labels, if I like it, I don't care if it is even teddy bear metal.

Seems like Helloween finally found the balls they lost when Hansen left. Good work :-)

@Ranks0 I agree. I don't think this is best cover version, but still is very very good and noone should dislike it.

I would rename this on "2 annoying tards complaining about everything since they have no sense for Duke and even play on Xbox..." Annoying voices, annoying comments, couldn't watch it more than 10 seconds. I am happy I will never meet them as it will be not very pleasant meeting

Podľa mňa Rytmausa dabuje MARTIN KAPRÁLIK... skúste si pustiť tento klip a potom nejaký jeho dbaing, podľa mňa je to on :-)

I want to teabag Santa

My special move - Fat Ray's Dream - I would stuff my opponent's throat with Egg McMuffins

@tetriscoloured just shit your pants and swallow a pipe bomb... unless you're Bill.

@rorschachrko I also used to be a college drop out like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I got a penis in the man like you.

@joaonilo363 you dummy, Hunger and Plague are planned for 3rd and 4th part (4 apocalyptic riders = 4 games). Just think before writing ;-)

@Oroorel I guess it's a witch. Just watch intro for L4D when Louis lights a witch - looks the same.

your mommy said something else ;-)

hurray! Let's laugh on swearing and insulting everybody around! .... hey you fuckers fuck your mamas and eat your cocks! And visit your gynekologist! ..... why aren't you laughing? What's wrong? It's the same shit that glassed pooptard said a minute ago :-((( Come on! I'm funny too!!!

if this will ever happen in real world, those "heroes" wouldn't stand a chance as robots would have 100% success with shooting the humans :-D