You asked for it and we delivered! It's time for the Yo Homeboy Looks Like Shark Week shirt! So now you can stop sending us envelopes with mysterious powdered substances in them! Buy it today!
It's Sparky's birthday on the 23rd and the he said all he wanted for it was for us to sell a million shirts! [Ed: No, I said I wanted you to stop egging my house... and I want a unicycle.] Haha! Okay buddy! We'll sell a million shirts just for you!