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@Wolfgirl2help Research disagrees with you. But you're free to believe what's convenient, of course.

John, I'd really like to meet you and Hank. But I'm also a person who prefers to stay in her cave and write stories, and crowds scare me...a lot. So I'll have to wait 'til I can get over this crippling case of social anxiety. The prospect of maybe meeting you guys is great motivation.

@evcoproductions Some people lose their legs in accidents or are born with only one. Therefore they lower the average number of legs by an itty bitty amount. It's not much, but it lowers it enough so that those of us who have two legs have an "above average" number. Make sense?

Played this in my high school's orchestra. Brings back memories. :)

Why is everyone saying she looks like an Arab? She has a straight face, no dish at all, if anything it's a bit convex, and barely a curve in the ears...is it the tail? A lot of horses hold their tails up when they run, not just Arabs. Is it the perfect gait? A lot of horses have that too. I'm sor...

@PineappleRiot Bravo.

I've watched this video like ten times and I've started skipping to the warm-blooded animals part because I LOVE Hank's squee noises. :)

"That's not called evolution. That's called magic." I laughed out loud so, so hard.

@QceanWeaver Sent you a private message so as to stop clogging up the comments page. :)

@ThePotterhead94 Dude...NO EDGE! Darling, fetch the battle ax!

The universe is SO FREAKING AWESOME!

Thanks for letting the octopus go! They really are incredible creatures.

I honestly cannot tell if this guy is trolling or if he is just one of the most incomprehensibly stupid people on the planet. I'm terrified that it might be the latter. Holy crap. I need a brain purge.

@TheSnowballMachine Thanks for that crippling avalanche of nostalgia and despair. I will now go listen to a Harry Potter audiobook and dry my tears.

That was the best class intro EVER.

I'm at Berkeley (Comp Lit, nothing too sciency) and the prof for one of my film seminars showed this stuff to me and the other grads when we were discussing the projection theories of a few critics and Plato's story of the cave. I was so blown away by this that I forgot what it had to do with wha...

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” And Heisenberg says, “Well, not really...but I can tell you exactly where I was." The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search - and ...

This makes prepping for my classes so much more enjoyable. :)

Incredible! Thanks for making my night, guys!

I spent last summer in Russia and I wrote my family regularly to keep them up to date on my stuff. After a while I realized that I was unconsciously mimicking John Green's voice in my writing and mentally dubbed my letters home my very own "Thoughts from Places" series. I hope John doesn't mind a...

So adorable and beautiful. I'm sorry you lost him too soon. I'm sure he's having fun serenading everyone in Heaven. :)

@oBLACKIECHANoo One of the most stupid people to ever exist? Reeeeeeally? That seems a little excessive. I mean, let's think about stupid people...we've got lots of rednecks, we've got Sarah Palin (redundant, I know), we've got people who can't locate the USA on a map...but a person who thought t...

@Allaroundgirl11 It's not wrong at all, and a LOT of people go through it. You're fine. Just be honest with yourself, okay? Don't try to be what you're not. If you never get out of the "stage" and turn out to be bi, you're going to make yourself miserable if you try to convince yourself that you'...

@Purkkipapitar I was attacked by a swan when I was seven and I've been afraid of them ever since.

Jim Parsons is a incredible actor. That's all I have to say.