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Wow. That's got to be the breast....I mean, best newscast ever.

Mmmmmmhhmmm.....that WAS a tasty burger.

Better dead than Red, I guess.

Well, if it's any consolation, later she did get three "yeses" from the witnesses when she was standing in the police lineup.

I don't know what's wrong those judges.....all the walruses in the audience loved this guy.

Two flippers up!

She actually sings these songs better than the people who originally sang them.

Damn. That girl can sing.

19 Hun bastards had their living guts cut out which were used to grease the treads of American Sherman tanks.

The Lone Midget rides again....

Hi Ho, Captain Kirk! Away!

All I've found is that these lights keep blinking back and forth. Aside from that, this thing seems to have no function whatsoever, sir.

The allien spaceships from War of the Worlds can't penetrate his shields.

A rattlesnake once bit him. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

The Pope once asked to be blessed...by HIM.

Strangely, it looks like he's about to poor the contents of that bottle down the sink at the end of the ad.

"Stay thirsty my friends..." [ad ends]..."whew, glad this is over so I don't have to drink this shit"...

I don't always stick my finger into a light socket, but when I do, my hair frizzes out.

Stay electric, my friends.

He has the answer to your question, before you even ask him.

The Black Knights always triumph!!!

Weally, Centuwion, I'm surprised to hear a man like you....wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels....

I got served by a waiter at Romano's Macoroni Grill in Reston who looks EXACTLY like Elliott Richards in this scene.

I swear, I thought he was going to offer me a special on an Italian-version dolphin safe tuna....

No quite as good as the dramatic chipmunk, but still pretty funny.

This chipmunk means business lol

Is Bear McCreary a reincarnated Beethoven?

Music this good has happened before, and it will happen again....

Pretty lame....

@Lehnsher *force choke on Lehnsher* I find your correcting my spelling disturbing....(even though you're right).

I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman...

...It was actually she who had sexual relations with me.

Now that I've cleared that up, time to work on my State of the Union address.

I remember walking into a Babbages (remember them?), picking up the box for this game, and the first thing the store keeper said to me was "Excellent game".

Boy, was he right. This was a true masterpiece, a landmark in gaming, and really breathtaking when first played. These were the days wh...

Due to recent events, we now know that that fly actually had a name:

Osama bin Laden-fly

Yes, "Bye E.T.", indeed. Little did we know that his "home" was actually a landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

*sprinkling holy water on that dog*

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

The overacting in that scene was so powerful, that the sound waves from Kirk's shriek somehow managed to carry even through the vacuum of space.

It's a wonder he didn't blow out the eardrums of everyone on that asteroid.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN !!!