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It's funny that you say this, as statistically it is highly probable that at least one of them will be.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS, IM SOOOO GONNA BUY THIS WHEN IT COMES OUT.

Louis Theroux: HAI, MY NAME'S LOUIS, HOW DO YOU DO?!

Average person being interviewed: Nice to meet you, Louis. I'm doing fine.

Louis Theroux: REALLY?!?!?!?!

Gotta love the bloke.

I just woke up with Sumner's guitar riff in my head.

On a grim and gloomy morning like this, I decided to stay in bed to listen to unknown pleasures instead of going to school.

Joy Division's testament is truly great.

Rupert's definetly a Wizards man. John Wall must be proud.

Haha, when Louis said 'I speak English' to Lake, the Thai Bride was laughing her friggin' ass off.

The intro tune kills me every time.

The Italians always win.

'I can see that you would make a good father',

she definetly got some daddy issues going on.

This documentary was clearly an ego booster for Louis

LMFAO, Ronnie clearly envies the crap out of Louis' not coming over as a horny creep.

this is fucking funny lmfao

BLASTOISE VERSUS CHARIZARD NIGGEHHH

@iceravenVI Yes, he is the person on the right in the picture.

Justin Bieber TV

I hate that Louis had to find princess Diana on the picket sign.

It think that it quite offended him and I'm sure that from that moment on he permanently gave up on these numbskulls.

Do those people sincerely believe they're like the only fucking 14 people on the planet that will go to heaven? What a fucking brainwash!

And most of all, they're just attention seekers. If they really hated America, then they wouldn't stay there. Creeps.

Louis is gonna make this money

@billy01231997 The NBA has a salary cap to keep teams in larger markets (with more revenue, like Lakers) from buying all of the top players and extending their advantage over smaller-market franchises. So Lakers couldn't contract him before letting some other good players go. Miami however, did ...

All the prog people are like whotthefock this is ripped off from king crimson and kanye's like oh no you fucktards this is now a kanye west song baby (H)(Y)

In thirty years, this video will be considered a classic.

I'll be the old fag telling yr kids that music was real back then.

''Hell, I like you.You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!''

OMFG!!! Hahaha!

Oh, how I wish for a film adaptation of The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle to once become a cinematic masterpiece.

But yeah, Norwegian Wood is a pretty good book too. Can't wait to see the Mariner (or Storm Trooper, Nazi, whatever he's called in your language) with my own eyes. ;)

Now that's what I call an auto-mobile.

Damn, this kid's got some elastic arms. Gotta watch him in the future.

N now wherez mah chicken n watermelon?

dislike means 'dis i like'

I love how Sufjan totally pulls of the Thom Yorke.

2 people made the same stupid joke in the futile hope of getting some thumbs up.

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

Fuck Messi, Mourinho is the King of Football.

It's awesome how Louie's dad instructs his team with a map of the world. :P