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Oh man I fucking LOVE Tort. He's the most badass coach in NHL. If anyone's gonna take Brooksie's sorry dick-sucking ass and staple it on the wall coach Tort coach is the best at it.

No matter what Cooke does, even if he builds a goddamn orphanage, he will be remembered for these, and ONLY these. I'm VERY surprised that Chara did not rip Cooke's fucking spine out and beat him to death with it after the Savard hit.

This has got to be THE saddest and most pathetic fucking shootout attempts ever. And the fact that it was him who pulled Wilds into shootout made it only more embarrassing. EPIC, FAIL.

@metaxas2010: hehe that is because we had goddamn Metal Blade~.

Um...can someone please tell me why can‘t I stop watching this???

@Toop23: I do not understand why the fuck are you Detroit fans so bitter about it. You guys are still one of THE elites to make cup run, you have not lost in regulation since...ever, you have a captain who's a genetically mutated hockey genius, a triple gold coach and a team full of talented play...

VIZ is unaware of the stupidity of this unholy crusade of theirs. Every group they shutdown will only give rise to ten more to take its place. The way they do this kinda shit is sorta like picking a fight against a waterfall with a katana - no matter how wildly you swing you ain't doing shit, and...

Kerrigan: "Do you know what Nemesis is? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case, by a horrible cunt...ME!"

Mengsk: "...fuck"

Nicely done Makiyo, now you can sit calmly as the entire Taiwan and Mainland weathers up an unprecedented shitstorm of unholy hell on you and your loser friends.

@XxMadMax593: Ho yeah, wouldn't be the first time, remember south park? Oh and just for shits n giggles..."JB" in Chinese is the abbreviation for penis - seriously.

This game also showed that it is outstandingly difficult for Clusterfu...I'm sorry, that's...Clutterbuck, to play a game without embarrassing himself in the most fucked up and hilarious ways (body check himself into the bench, punching ref in the face, trolling n losing a fight to Lappierre...etc).

@goblue237： There is no bandwagon. There are, however, hundreds of garbage trucks coming out of every city's landfill full of haters who kept having the strange delusion of "Canucks band wagon" though.

Bolland, how does it feel to have played a game with 30% faceoff, a minus 1 rating and having the Sedins delivering the coup de grace to your team?

do NOT pick a fight with a 7 foot Frankenstein who can probably shrug off a grenade blast like a bee sting lol

@MichealAndJackson09: it's the innocent feeling you get when you were but a young child. When we looked at the world like a crystalline orb without a single trace of impurity. Perhaps some things are best left unsaid and unexplained. Just let your heart bathe in the warmth of the music...

Senators, do you know what happens when you repeatedly poke an orca with a fucking stick? Do you? If our previous game against the Avalanche taught you nothing then I hope you've learned something from tonight.

Bieber: hey Lundy...how can I be a man?

Lundqvist: uhh what do you mean?

Bieber: you know...I don't wanna be booed like this.

Lundqvist: Well you could start by growing a pair.

Bieber: A pair...of what????

Lundqvist: ......

Um...yeah so...uh...I kinda feel like killing myself with a blueshell.

My neurobiology professor has a fucking BWS...he kept it in a large aquarium tank as pet...he named it Peter...=_=|||

Long

Live

Play

Cheers, to all those whose spirits forged the magnificent ps3 universe.

To all of us!

Nah Lucic doesn't look too shocked, he's probably like "err I think we need stronger glasses."

Heroic death indeed. Medal of Honor perhaps?

@TragicallyHipson: yep I totally agree. Which is why I consider Stevens my favorite player as well as a valid "rehabilitation officer" who can show those scumbags who do cheap shots a thing or two about REAL hits. What Stevens said in a interview was totally true: hey I never expect a free ride o...

Before the game, many predicted 4-2 Flames - most of them aren't even Calgary fans. Now that the game is done, aren't you pathetic clairvoyant losers gonna stand up for your spineless selves and say shit like "the Canucks got lucky" or "omg the refs totally were on their side gayhaxbbq!"?

What in the hell is wrong with these douche bags? Get a fucking life instead of finding new things in OTHER people's lives to bitch. This is about as pointless and moronic and Jack motherfucking Thompson's crusade against games.