"I am made of metal, your bullets cannot harm me. Also, just look at how stylin' this hat is! I mean really, do you think bullets are gonna bother it? This is the kind of class you just can't get these days - s'why I brought it with me from the future."

-DarkBiscuit, being shot at by the police.

". . .Tonight you had better pour some Miracle Grow on your BUTT because YOUR ASS IS GRASS! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU! AHH! How DARE you! HOW, the AUDACITY! The TEMERITY! My first priority just went from ruling the universe to FUCKING - YOUR - SHIT - UP!"

-Skeletor, on 'the secret to performing oral sex'.

"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security gaurds, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very LARGE woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I STILL made the 12:00 deadline! So if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!"

- Rocko, grocery shopping.