About Me: Annoy people by:

Hijack a plane and use the intercom to tell everybody to visit my Youtube account.

Crying and yelling "Why can't you people just leave me alone!" when a store employee offers you assistance.

Singing along at an opera (especially if you're a horrible singer).

Screaming at the top of your lungs, "Run for your lives! They're on the loose!" every time you leave the zoo.

Telling your children over dinner "Due to economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."

Having your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

Taking photos of random people walking down the street then run away, making sure they saw you beforehand.

Stealing someone's road map and marking "X - buried treasure" on random places.

Calling random numbers and insisting you're holding their daughter hostage unless they pay a fine.

Walking to the middle of a big crowd and singing any theme song of your choice (Dora, Pokemon, or the Fun Song on Spongebob are good).

Using one dryer for each of your socks at the laundromat.

Skipping more than you walk.

Sitting in your front yard and pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall.

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Walking up to to random strangers insisting you are family.

Going to Mcdonalds and asking for a BK Whopper.

Asking for some diet water to go with that burger.

Looking at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"

Labeling ordinary household items dangerous weapons of mass destruction.

Walking around with a plastic sword and shield and telling strangers, "I must avenge the death of my father!"

Supergluing quarters to the ground.

Screaming that "you won" over and over every time money comes out of the ATM.

Going into a fitting room and waiting for a few minutes, then yelling "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Walking up to people and asking them in a serious tone, "Do you know the muffin man?"

Suspiciously sneaking around a store while constantly humming the Mission Impossible theme song.

Moving a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

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How to annoy your teachers:

Write a paper about how Harry Potter got to go to Hogwarts and Van Gogh didn't. Talk about whether Van Gogh would have used a wand or a staff.

If you're a computer wiz, replace a film scheduled for the whole school to "One Night in Paris" (ahem... *wink**wink*).

When the PA comes on, shout, "No! Not the voices! Not again!!!"

When the teacher gives homework, say loudly, "Yes master, I will not fail you!"

Cite different episodes of Blues Clues as resources in your projects.

Switch famous people with your close friends when writing a history prompt. Claim that your classmate led the French Revolution.

On the first day of school, pretend you're a transfer student and you don't know any english (only works if you're bilingual).

On the first roll-call, claim you go by an absurd name (Manfred).

When writing a very long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the teacher notices.

Come late to class with a toy light saber, claiming there was "a disturbance in the force".

Petition to ban any subject you don't get.
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