A Naked Legolas with too much too say.
Bringing you skin and silliness (hopefully) regularly.
Compared to the best, I might not be much to speak of.
Definitely better than the worst, though.
Everyone can't be as amazing as Wheezywaiter anyway.
Fine, so maybe I'm a bit useless.
Good thing nobody's forcing you to come here.
However, as much as I don't expect anything from you,
I really am very thankful for my old (and new) regulars.
Just knowing you're out there makes me feel better when I'm down.
Kinda like you're all little guardian angels of mine.
Let me rephrase that;
My life is so much better for knowing you all.
None of the negative comments matter when you're here.
Of course they can be annoying, but...
Put into perspective, they're just troubled people after all.
Questionable as their motives might be, I kind of sympathise with them.
Rest assured, I shall prevail!
Stick with me, and you'll NEVER grow hungry again! ...
That's Scar... sorry.
Unlike some other people, I like being naked...
Very much.
Well, it's about time I get going. Remember to be tolerant of others.
Xenophobia is terrible!
Yeah, that was kinda cheap, but I'm tired!! In fact, I'd kinda like to... to...
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