Hi, lookit my magic underwear!

Hi my name is DustBin Jollies the retard in the featured video above, and you know what? I'M WEARING MY SPECIAL MAGIC MORMON UNDERWEAR! Yessir it keeps me safe from all harm at least that's what I tell myself anyway, along with a lot of other nonsense that my retarded religion teaches. But you gotta take the good with the bad, I mean if God was really on the side of us Mormons then Mitt Romney would be in the White House today, wouldn't he? Instead of that black guy that I hate so much because he isn't the same color as me and doesn't believe in the exact same bullshit religion that I do and all my bigot friends hate him too. So we gotta do what we gotta do to get God back on our side again and the way I try to help that along is to spread a lot of hate around everywhere I can so that everyone will fear my god the most and convert to my asinine retarded religion and become as pathetic an asshole as me.

My Mormon religion is really a lot like a lot of other so-called Christian religions in that there's absolutely nothing to back it up except a lot of superstition that's been passed down the line, and of course my fervent desire to believe in it, a desire so strong I can sometimes almost convince myself it's true. There was once a Jesus who started it all but then this other guy known for his tall tales JoeBob Smith came along and took a lot of the credit so now we Mormons basically worship JoeBob too. Somehow that's caused us to forget about following any of Jesus' values, for crying out loud most of us Mormons support torture these days! And we couldn't care less if tens of thousands of Americans die every year because they don't have healthcare, we just don't want our taxes to go up! At election time when you see us in open hater mode you know we just really hate hate hate those gay queer faggots who aren't nothing like us except when we're behind closed doors with each other. I mean just look at my face in the featured video at top and its pretty obvious, ain't it? Forget that I can't sing worth a shit, the point was to look as gay as I could in that video! And I'm sure you'll agree I suckseeded tee hee!

Now I like to hang out on YouTube with likeminded right wing bigots and haters and closet homos, and boy do we spread the hate around. There's not a day that goes by without us telling somebody how much we hate our president and the large majority of Americans that elected him. Yessiree we want him to fail, and America to fail too, just like every foreign terrorist wants for Obama and America too, and we think that makes us good loyal patriotic Americans! You see how fucked in the head our religion makes us? Deep inside we know it's just a big load of crap but we are too afraid to reject it all because we've got so much time and energy invested in it and all our friends and family are equally stupid and believe the same nonsense that we do or else they wouldn't be our friends and family! And that includes every last one of my daddy's wives! So what are we supposed to do, all wake up someday and go "sheeeit, what are we wasting our time in this numbskull religion for anyway?", you know that's not gonna happen. No, we're just gonna put on our Magic Underwear like good little sheep and behave like Taliban because that's our personality type and if any of us ever had an original thought in his life or thought to question any of the religious bullshit they tell us, why our little pinheads might overheat and explode! Better play it safe and just do and think as we're told by the Authorities of our chosen one true Religion and all the others are garbage motherfucking scumsucking ones simply because they're not mine. That's how all we true Christians are trained to think, well us Mormon Christians anyways, the other kinds of Christians just think they've got it right and they don't of course because they don't believe in JoeBob.

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