MaggotLlama's channel

@AshIsAWolf Okay, I don't want a kid either, yet I have sex. You know what I do? I make my husband wrap his shit up, instead of using abortion as a form of birth control. And about the body modding, I don't know where you live, but the parlours out where I live don't ask. Obviously, if you're 7-9...

I like how you're all "we hired a scientist".. The scientist is your boss, Jamie.. So the boss hired you to hire him?

I don't drink beer, I might have to start.

This is all I hear when I listen to the real song.

I feel so bad for the person who made this video, they had to watch each clip multiple times.

@EtherionSinclair You have a point there, but unfortunately we all know that society sets standards for what is considered pretty. Tall, skinny, large bust, generally blonde haired and blue eyed, not a single blemish to be found.

@HippHoppMunchkin It could be anything, It's likely not a mammoth.

Where are your huge black glasses with no lenses in it? The plus side to those: Now glasses aren't gay. The downside: People think I'm a wannabe because I wear glasses....

@khershey95037 All the time, yo.

Not gonna lie, I found this kinda humorous.

What. The. Fuck is this?

Guess what, buddeh. We don't care that your balls itch, we don't care that you guys need to take a shit, nor do we care how glorious it was. But since we have to sit here and listen to you bitch about how your nuts are sweaty, you can listen to us bitch once a month about how we can't get our hai...

I don't understand why white boy think's he's black.. Then start's his video out with "Howdy".

Boys don't understand that we're not bitches because we're "on our rags", we're bitches, because despite the fact that we're fucking horny as balls, we don't want to have sex, because it's too much fucking effort. And also, boy's don't understand cramps.. Let me stab you in the abdomen with a sha...

Wait a minute.. Was he drinking Faygo?

@AshIsAWolf Why yes, yes you are a derp.

@ImmortalDaevon And he didn't resort to 'physical violence' as you so put it. What he did is destroyed what was his to prove a point. He didn't say 'I'm going to beat your ass you little twit', he didn't disrespect her in any way shape or form. Not to mention, do you really think he would have de...

@lionheartinfidel You're a strong person for fighting for this country. That's a lot to give your life away to. Oorah.

@cwcville1982 Wow, I'm glad she doesn't have cancer, otherwise that response would have been twice as fucked as it is.

@Mrpecas95 Spelling........ like someone who can't spell. Personally - I'm a redneck, I'd handle this shit the same way. Luls.

Why the fuck do I watch this? And btw: if you're going to do reviews, use your face and not mr.beans.

This is fucking funny. Lmfao. Damn good impressions.

I named a dinosaur after Fredrick. <3

@b111n Tape em down, yo.

@MaggotLlama Oh my god. Not flavor.. Smell.

@starwarstheclonew100 You're a 14 year old coward that doesn't know how to reply to people apparently. You need to stop being a moron, go do your homework and go to bed, I'm sure it's past your bedtime, troll.

@scarymovielover7286 Lololol. That's the only reason I clicked the picture.

"I just wanted to talk to you really fast".. you do that well.

@ThrashMetalForces Precisely.

That screeching sound scared the crap out of me..

@fandompolice Make sure to use PURE Vanilla extract.. Not imitation.

I think I'm in the awesome part of YouTube again.