Machiminimo's channel

Now -- WHY -- hasn't anyone made a Rick Roll channel with hundreds of videos on thousands of topics but EVERY SINGLE VIDEO IS A RICK ROLL! C'mon people!!

Im asian and i cant keep the white girls off me. I dont even do anything, i dont know why. but im more careful being friendly to girls nowadays. Im always the guy girls cheat on their boyfriends with so it's a stereotype that asians cant get white girls.

Your lips dont sync up with the audio like them old kung fu movies from the 70's. You really are asian girl!!

What the hell is she talking about Asians have small penuses? She probably never saw my monster 2 and a half inch dick!! Boinggggg!! Anyway size doesnt matter because 4.1 billion of the 6 billion people in the world are asians so we have twice as much sex as all other races combined ha! Our littl...

BAY LEAF!!!! it's not adobo without bay leaf! It accentuates the pungancy of the freshly cracked pepper. For the pot you used about four will do. Also have you ever tried fried adobo? Fried adobo is best when made with chicken and liempo(pork belly). The outside is crunchy and crusty the inside i...

honestly, it looks like you just gave a blowjob to a purple jaguar

And this was how we made chop sticks back in the good ole days!! If you couldn't snap kick a board in half, YOU DIDNT EAT

Oh my god. I think i spotted it! The little kid is wearing vintage 1980's charcoal grey Jenkos. They made those at the Malaysian sweat shop at Bandalung Canyon road only in the years 1983-89. This is clear proof of time travel.

She's fat overweight out of shape and all the other 1950's kids are all skinny. All kids in the 1950's were skinny except Larry Mondello and Lumpy. Only kids in the 2000's are automatically fat emos. This is clear proof she is a time traveller.

This is a man, thought you should know

(continued) eating bitter fruits and sustenance from the toil of their brow. They were Banished from the Garden, and a Mark was put upon them, so that the Animals would know they were Cursed. What was the Mark? Dumbness. All Animals could Talk to each other, could Respect each other, could live p...

Could you please make the sound a little softer? i almost went DEAF from how loud this was...

(continued) with rage? Take a good hard look at the whole segment. You can tell when sub-par actors are "acting". No matter how hard they try it seems forced and contrived. Either Chartoff and Richards have better acting skills than Streep and Olivier or they weren't in on it from the beginning.

1970's : worldwide population 2 billion, scientists and world leaders alarmed!!! warn of dire repercussions unless something is done.

1970's: birth control and condoms, abortions

1980's: STDs and AIDS

1990's: war, genocide, ethnic cleansing

2000's: bird flu, swine flu, SARS

2010's: worldwide popu...

On December 21, 2012 there will be a flowering of human evolution. Enough people on Earth will experience the "god consciousness", espoused by the various religions of this planet, to form a living network transcendant of time and space. This has been the purpose of evolution all along. If you p...

Leaving a code for each game is too confusing. Just add my Storm8  : UDanny to any game, its much easier.

Miami Heat greatest team EVER?!? Are u guys high or what? Just because you got 3 All-Stars on one team doesn't make you Greatest Team Ever! I could put 12 Hall of Famers on one team and everyone would agree the team sucked. Just put Russell Chamberlain Mikan Jabbar Unseld Reed Olajuwon Malone Gil...

In terms of RESPECT and CHARACTER and RECOGNITION around the league Jordan clearly outshines Kobe! Jordan earned all these by hard work and everyone acknowleged it, not just the players. Until now, Kobe is still demanding it! Numbers and stats don't mean a thing if people believe you don't deserv...

Everybody is celebrating but nobody is stating the obvious: the terrorists will want REVENGE and it will probably involve a nuclear bomb or something. My dumb luck i live in Chicago and the Sears tower is a likely target. FML

@madmankitchen you were lucky punk to to the big american two by four?uh..uh...Hacksaw Jim Duggan come save you, before i BREAK your back, fuck you in the ass and MAKE YOU HUM-BELL!! you know Dan Maloney, you know what i talking about because im a SHOOTER. that jabroni madmankitchen, i never resp...

@deannejahman you are probably a child molesting priest yourself jackass. You probably love movies that make Nazis and pedophiles the heroes. Go fuck yourself.

WHAT THE HELL is with all the films.cocc comments on every single movie. One comment is okay, but theres like 50 fake accounts and they're probably one guy which makes it super lame.

This movie was surprisingly good. It was well written and makes you think- if they have steroids that can make yo...

THOR vs TECHNO VIKING...

THOR LOSES !!! Techno Viking is not scared of lightning, lightning is scared of Techno Viking !!

"...and the Academy award for the best performance in a courtroom drama goes to..."

"Travis Pastrami you a punk you a fag, worse than Micheal Jackson! I put you in suplex, Camel Klutch, break your back, fuck you in the ass, MAKE YOU HUMBLE !!!

The only things i got from your video was:

1. Your Mountain Dew and Diet Pepsi belong in the refrigerator, not on a school countertop.

2. Your t-shirt has a duck with huge ass wings on it. That duck could beat up Manny Paqiauo with those freakishly large wings.

3. Global warming is bad or somethi...

You know you're filipino when you have a carving of The Last Supper next to your big ass giant Spoon and Fork on the wall!

THAT'S what happens when his seriously coked up wall street trader Dad tries hiding his stash of cocaina in the suger bowl right next to the Froot Loopz!

Those STUPID stickers on the car is like a really sexy woman all covered in Japanese Yakuza tattoos! She may still be sexy, but the tatoos actually make her look retarded!

@roblarosa according to your own words, Huntington was the President of the United States BEFORE Washington became President. How does that make Washington the first president? You are talking out of your ass. You just stated that Huntington was president before Washington and yet you argue Washi...

The Locus Plethora? Did they run out of good names in Canada? Locus Plethora just sounds like a swarm of angry locusts getting ready to eat all my wheat fields, it does not conjure up images of a supercar.

I could think up a better name than Locus Plethora.

The all time top name for a supercar...

What is Zach and Cody doing on a trampoline bothering Mr Griffen. Of course they would think up the DUMBEST DUNK EVER!! they probs think their double dunk would cost 4 points in the NBA