MacaroniMasterJes's Channel

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About Jes and Shadow's channel

Hi I'm Jes and this is my channel. you'll notice that most of my videos are of my cat, shadow. i love him sooooooo much. everyone says he's evil because he attacks people. i say he's misunderstood and only wants to play. watch the videos and decide for yourself.

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SONIC ROCKS!

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MacaroniMasterJes

Latest Activity

Dec 13, 2011

Date Joined

May 23, 2008

About this user

random things you should know:
-my hands don't bleed
-my favourite candy is Jelly Babies
-my body is almost never cold
-i have a weird heartbeat
-i don't need much sleep to function normally (i can go with 2 hours sleep each night)
-i'm hardly ever hungry
-i laugh at pain rather that cry about it
-i have great hearing
-i have delayed reactions.
-i have 4 dogs
-i have 3 cats
-i love penguins
-i prefer chewy cookies
-hardtack tastes and looks like a hard,stale,frosting-less poptart with no flavour
-i'm not British but i love the UK
-sometimes when i say things it comes out in a scottish accent (when i try on purpose, it doesn't work)
-i have 5 pairs of converse all star chucks (off-white, royal blue, red, and 2 pairs of black)
-i believe there's life outside planet earth
-my favourite colour is blue
-the stupidest video i ever made was the macaroni song (see comedycrew93 channel) but it has the most views.
-most of my ideas come to me when i'm in the shower
-i've written short catchy songs about shampoo, pick-up trucks, fast food restaurants, and my cat.
-i can't dance
-i can't sing
-i'm very child-like
-my mind is very innocent for my age
-i've never had detention
-i've never been suspended
-i don't know how to divide
-i have 4 friends out of state
-all of my videos are family safe (no offensive or innopropriate material)
-if you leave nasty comments or messages, you will be blocked
-i love sonic the hedgehog
-i still like pokemon (the old ones. not the new ones. the new ones with the new voices is retarded. ash sounds like he has a pineapple down his throat. brock sounds like he has a cold. those are only a few)
-i have a pet rubber duck named Fil (short for Filbert)
-i have two playstation 2s, two gamecubes, two gameboy advance SPs, one gameboy colour, one gameboy advance, one nintendo DS, and one xbox 360
-i have two mp3 players
-no, i'm not rich. getting these things took time.
-most of the things mentioned in weird al's song "white and nerdy" pertain to me.
-i play piano and drums
-i'm learning guitar
-i can't read notes, i play by ear
-i'm right-handed
-i hate peanut butter but i love reses peanut butter cups
-i have a calendar that tells me about strange holidays most people havent heard of
-i like the show case closed and i play kingdom hearts but i'm not obsessed with anime like everyone else
-i'm not good at drawing step-by-step but if you give me the finished picture, i'll take my time and draw it to the best of my ability.
-i like leather jackets
-i like long coats
-I love Dark chocolate
-i love Doctor Who (especially with David Tennant. hes great)

have you ever tried spelling words with spaghettios? its soooo hard. the only word you can make is "oooooooooooo"

things to do before you die:
-go skydiving
-appear on television
-sit at a bench with someone you don't know and say something random (ex. i have watermelons in my toes)
-blow something up/set something on fire (with permission of course!)
-win an award
-save someone's life
-learn how to play an instrument
-invent something
-start a trend
-accept Jesus into your heart

Some of my favourite actors/voice actors include:
Mike Rowe
Adam Savage
Jamie Hyneman
David Tennant
Richard Hammond
Rowan Atkinson
Rob Paulson
John Cleese
Michael Palin
Eric Idle
Michael J. Fox
Christopher Lloyd
Amanda Bynes
Jeremy Clarkson
James May

A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.''
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
''Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK'
''When I grew up I was BLACK,''
''When im sick i'm BLACK'',
''When i go in the sun im BLACK'',
''When i'm cold i'm BLACK'',
''When I die i'll be BLACK'',
''But you sir.''
''When you're born you're PINK'',
''When you grow up you're WHITE'',
''When you're sick you're GREEN'',
''When you go in the sun you turn RED'',
''When you're cold you turn BLUE'',
''And when you die you turn PURPLE'',
''And you have the nerve to call me colored?'
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

yes i like pokemon. you have a problem with that?!

Age

Hometown

somewhere

Country

United States

Occupation

cashier/bagger (yay...NOT!)

Interests

playing video games, watching tv, making videos, swimming, running, skateboarding, playing keyboard, drums, and i'm learning how to play guitar, any thing to do with outer space and alien stuff, writing song parodies

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