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MVPleez

TAX REFUND TIME- MVPleez

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Is that $640 tax refund check burning a hole in your pocket? OURS TOO! Oh, the possibilities are endless during tax refund time, the most glorious time of the year! Pay your rent? NOT EVEN! The cafe chairs are out, the cherry blossoms are in bloom, pssht, we're playing hooky. *Based on true events.

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TAX REFUND TIME
by MVPleez
for more on us click here!: http://www.MVPleez.com

Written by Monica West, Valentine Bureau,
and Thomas Middleditch http://thomasmiddleditch.tu...)

Direction, Shooting and Editing by Kathleen Grace http://www.kmgrace.com
Beats and Production by Gary Atturio

Recorded at Galuminum Foil Studios http://www.galuminumfoil.com/

Featuring:
Dustin Druryhttp://twitter.com/dustindrury
Matt Swanston http://www.mattswanston.com/
Florencia Baras
Bryan Cartwright
Royce Wilder
Adrian Bell

Super thanks to Jonathan Waxman and Barbuto NYC http://www.barbutonyc.com/
as well as
Our great friends Stefan and Florencia over at Sockerbit Candy Shop! Go visit! http://www.sockerbit.com/

TAX REFUND TIME
by MVPleez (with guest verse by Thomas Middleditch as the "Tax Guy")

CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
SPENDIN LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
SPENDIN LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

WHAT UP GIRL, WE GOTTA FINISH OUR SCRIPT
BUT DANG WEST, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOIN THIS SHIT
CUZ IT'S BEEN RAININ ALL MONTH, NOW IT'S FINALLY NICE
GOT THAT DIRECT DEPOSIT REFUND, FEEL LIKE ROLLIN SOME DICE!

OH, SNAP! I JUST GOT MINE IN THE MAIL!
I FILED JANUARY 10TH, BUT THAT S$^% SLOW AS A SNAIL
I'M SITTIN $640.20 LARGE, SO TELL ME WHERE YOU WANNA GO?
WE GOT SOME SHOPPIN TO CHARGE!

FIRST STOP: NARS!
I WANT A BRIGHT LIPSTICK
HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE J. CREW CATALOGUES?
THAT'S SOME FREAKIN HIP SHIT
AND THINKING OF IT I COULD USE AN ORGASM TOO
WHA? CHILL GIRL, THAT'S A FAMOUS COLOR THEY USE!

BAM-DONE! SUPER MODEL ALERT!
BOYS JUST HOLD YOURSELF BACK, WE KNOW YOU ALL WANNA FLIRT
BUT IT'S THURSDAY YOU KNOW AND THE TIME IS SHOP O CLOCK
WE'LL CATCH YOU CUTIES LATER! TICK! TOCK!

CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
SPENDING LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

CUZ IT'S TAX REFUND TIME
SPENDING LOST WAGES DOWN TO THE DIME
CUZ SPRING IS IN THE AIR AND WE JUST DON'T CARE

STOLLIN DOWN BLEECKER, CHERRY BLOSSOMS IN HAND
I DON'T KNOW THAT SHOP--SCANDINAVIAN CANDY?
WE GOT SOME WATERMELONER AND SOME SHERRIF FRUCT TOO!
HEY YO V, SHE LOOKS LIKE A SCADI VERSION OF YOU!

BOUNDIN UPTOWN, 7TH AVENUE SOUTH
CRAMMIN ALL OUR TASTY GOODIES, SOUR BURSTS IN OUR MOUTH
BUST IN TO LOHMANS FOR LESS, DESIGNER FASHIONS FOR REALZ
I WANTED STEWART WEITZMAN WEDGES BUT JESS SIMPSON GO THE DEALZ!

MY NAME IS PETER MARQUETTE, I'M WITH THE IRS
I GOT A BRAND NEW CALCULATOR AND A CORDUROY VEST
IF YOU ^%&* WITH ME YOU'LL %^&*& DIE LIKE THE REST
I GOT 1099S POURIN OUT OF MY CHEST
THINK YOU HAD A HARD YEAR? DON'T PLAY ME.
YOU DIDN'T KEEP RECEIPTS? THAT'S JUST LAZY.
TRYIN TO BEAT THE DEADLINE ON THE LAST MINUTE CRAM?
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, I'M LITERALLY THE MAN.

I, I GOT A CRAVIN FOR ROSE WINE
CUZ THE TEMPERATURE'S 69
AND I WANNA SIT OUTSIDE TONIGHT

I-I-I GOT A CRAVIN FOR ROASTED CHICKEN
THE KIND THAT IS FINGER LICKIN
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE THAT HAS THAT KIND!

ROLL UP TO BARBUTO, JONNY WAXMAN ON THE GRILL
FOR A TOP CHEF MASTER, YO THAT DUDE IS PRETTY CHILL
HE'S CRUSHIN SPRING RAMPS, WHOLE FISH! BRUSCHETTA TOO!
BUT DON'T FORGET THE CHICKEN!
GIRL IT'S COMIN TO YOU!

MARGARITA SHOTS, SPILLED THAT $#%& RIGHT DOWN MY NECK.
BUT IT'S ALL GOOD, CUZ THEY TOOK CARE OF THE CHECK
TWO EXPRESSOS PLEASE!
THROW A HUNDRED ON THE TABLE
WE GOT OUR TAX MONEY AND WE'RE WILLIN AND ABLE! Show less
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