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About UNITED MY RELIGION OLD TRAFFORD MY CHURCH

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~~~~FUCK SCOUSERS~~~~

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๑۩۩๑๑۩۩๑M.U.F.C.-THE RELIGION๑۩۩๑๑۩۩๑
Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes.

We've all sworn allegiance,
To fight till we die,
To stand by United,
And the Red flag we fly,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight to the last,
To defeat all before us,
As we did in the past.

For we're Stretford Enders,
With United we grew,
To the famous Red Devils,
We're loyal and true,
To part-time supporters,
We'll never descend,
We'll never forsake you,
We'll be here to the end.

For we all remember,
That '58 day,
And the plane that once stood on,
That Munich runway,
As it tried to take off,
For the third fatal time,
The immortal young babes were,
Cut down in their prime.

In the cold snow of Munich,
They laid down their lives,
But they live on forever,
In our hearts and our minds,
Their names are now legend,
For the whole world to see.
Why this club's a religion,
Spelt M.U.F.C.

So bow down before them,
And lift up your eyes,
For Old Trafford's glory,
Will always survive

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A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much. "£100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and £90 for the Betamax recorder!!

Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

A man was walking down a street in the centre of Manchester and saw a Rotweiler attacking an old lady. He immediately ran over to the dog and started to struggle in which he sustained many bites, but he eventually he got his hands around the dog's neck and strangled it until it was dead. A passing reporter commented: that was fucking fantastic how you saved that old dears life!, I have to write a story about this, how about the headline - Manchester United fan saves granny's life?, "i'm not a Utd fan" replied the bloke. "well how about Man City fan saves granny's life"? said the reporter. "I'm not a City fan either" siad our hero, " I'm from Liverpool". "Never mind I know just the headline, you read the paper tomorrow" said the reporter. The man picks up the paper the following day to read the headline - SCOUSE BASTARD KILLS FAMILY PET!!

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a scouser
A: A battery has a positive side.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles ?
3 more bullets !

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

Why is the Anfield Stadium Grass so green?
Because every week Liverpool put millions of pounds worth of shit on it.

Liverpoo liverpoo
How did you fair,
you beat us twice ,
but no trophy was there,
Don't be bitter
don't have a moan,
tuned in to watch barca,
beat us in Rome,?
18 times and thats a fact,
and champions league finals
back to back,
I'll just say one thing ,
I am a scouse hater,
You'll win feck all
with a fat spanish waiter.

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD