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Choose ABU, Choose to obsess about the champions and pretend to not care about the champions when called on it, choose to support city, choose to have not won a trophy in 33 years, chose to pretend manchester is blue and have absolutely no proof backing you up except it is 'coz I said so, choose to never have a full stadium then claim all mancs support city, choose to pretend to not care about utd but have no answer to why your council house is only full when utd are playing there, choose to obsess over man utd and then pretend utd obsess over you, choose to have a red legend as your manager, choose to sing munich and then mourn frank swifts death, choose to be completely oblivious to your own hypocrisy and jealousy, choose to pretend your a big club, choose to pretend your a hard firm even though you go by the name of young guvners, choose to claim your hard when all you do is hide behind the safety of the police giving it munich, choose to have a fan put in intensive care when utd paid a visit to your council house, choose to hail steven Ireland as a midfield maestro, choose to have a fat useless cunt as your captain, choose to claim you scored the goal that sent utd down when in actual fact other results that day meant we would have went down anyway, choose to be on match of the day for about 30 seconds every week, choose to be forever in the shadow of man utd, choose city...Choose Liverpool, Choose to pretend your still the best club in england 'coz of what you won 20 30 years ago, choose to have had igor biscan steve finnan dietmar hamman el-hadji-diouf and many more in your team, choose to hail a coke head as a god, choose to have a she-male as your best striker, choose unemployment, choose to have a thug who runs over kids and beats a father of three to withing an inch of his life 'coz he didnt like the music being played in a brutal 5 on 1 assault, choose not to ban the thug untill his court case like newcastle did with joey barton for the same thing, choose to have a fat spainsh waitor as your manager , choose to win only 1 major competition in his 5 years and claim he's a tactical genius, choose to be out of the league every year by january and your excuse rome wasnt built in a day, choose to sing munich through the 60's-present then claim its cruel and sick to laugh about people dying, choose to live in self pity, choose to pretend merseyside is red even though real scousers support the useless everton cunts, choose to pretend heysel and hillsborough was everyone elses fault but your own, choose to claim utd sing hillsborough with absolutely no video evidence of a hillsborough song being sung at anfield or OT ever, choose to have an un-loyal thug as your captain, choose to have a captain who hates your club, choose to have a captain that wished he was a rent boy, choose a captain thats only with your club 'coz you threatened him and his family, choose to have your players houses burlged every time you play a match, choose to pretend your fans are the best when in actual fact your outsung everyweek, choose to be forever in the shadow of the biggest football club in the world, choose to have your biggest fanbase coming from scandinavia, choose not to be from self pity city, choose to celebrate winning the title in september 'coz you've had a good start only to fall apart in february, choose to have a smaller stadium than the likes of sunderland, newcastle, arsenal, and man city, choose to have a song list containing songs stolen off all other football clubs, choose to have no originality, choose to be all mouth no action, choose to hit innocent shirt wearing fans then claim a victory, choose to have been twatted up and down manchester and merseyside in '89 , choose being branded the worst fans in europe, choose not to have won the league in "MASSIVE" 19 years, choose to have won only 1 european cup in 21 years, choose to try and copy utd's famous all black away following, choose to make up utter b.s. about utd 'coz it makes your in-significent live seem worth living, choose to have an ex-captain win a european cup for your biggest rivals, choose to have a fat ex "legend" who can be bought and sold quicker than you lot can say its not our fault proving he doesnt give a fuck about your club (bruce grobbelaar), choose obsession, choose bitterness, choose jealousy, choose denial, CHOOSE LIVERPOOL