About this user
Someone on YouTube once described me as an "uneducated Rule Britannia-yelling thug". That is of course a completely inaccurate and libellous statement: I prefer "Jerusalem".
There are only two kinds of people as far as I am concerned: those I like and those I don't. I don't give a flying one about nationality, race, skin colour, creed, religion, sexual orientation, or any other crappy little stereotype used to excuse bigotry.
Treat people the way you would like to be treated yourself, and I'll have a pint with you. Simples.
Age
49
Hometown
Wolverhampton (well, somebody has to).
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
Documented theories include: hard-drinking, loud-farting oik; jackbooted anti-intellectual; royalist sycophant; cyber-bully; ultra-zionist thug; black nationalist (yes, honestly); abortionist zealot; white quisling; genocide denier, and my all-time favourite - baby-eating Antichrist! Grateful thanks to all contributors for a glowing eulogy. And to all and singular, one heartfelt raspberry.
Schools
None (allegedly); sightings at British and European Universities in the 1980's as yet unexplained. MI5 are currently investigating.
Interests
Beer; yelling "Rule Britannia!" (allegedly); burping the National Anthem; football hooliganism; beating up old ladies; collecting ASBO's; laughing at people who make stupid inferences from my profile; receiving mail from adoring fans all over the world (see Channel Comments).
