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Paco la MACHO Ramone Influenza
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I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS, NOPE, NO WAY.
SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE, I'M ALL STOCKED UP HERE. YES SIR.
HAVE I LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE, HELL NO, NOT YET, I'M STILL BREATHING, JA JA JA.
I HAVE COME TO THE PROFOUND CONCLUSION THAT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PISSING MY PANTS, EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BUT ONLY I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH. YES INDEED.
I was a bad boy when I was in Chihuahua celebrating Cinco de Mayo, I picked up a local girl and got her tanked on a bottle of MEZCAL so much that she ate the worm and than I did the one in the bottle, I can be an ornery bugger, at least that's what I think happened, any who, it's my lie and I'll tell it the way I want to. YEP. I miss Conchita big time.
Mary had a little lamb, it bumped against a pylon, 10,000 volts shot up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon, sumbitch, so that's where nylon comes from. Wowzer, I did not know that, nope.
SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE, I'M ALL STOCKED UP HERE. YES SIR.
HAVE I LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE, HELL NO, NOT YET, I'M STILL BREATHING, JA JA JA.
I HAVE COME TO THE PROFOUND CONCLUSION THAT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PISSING MY PANTS, EVERYONE CAN SEE IT BUT ONLY I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH. YES INDEED.
I was a bad boy when I was in Chihuahua celebrating Cinco de Mayo, I picked up a local girl and got her tanked on a bottle of MEZCAL so much that she ate the worm and than I did the one in the bottle, I can be an ornery bugger, at least that's what I think happened, any who, it's my lie and I'll tell it the way I want to. YEP. I miss Conchita big time.
Mary had a little lamb, it bumped against a pylon, 10,000 volts shot up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon, sumbitch, so that's where nylon comes from. Wowzer, I did not know that, nope.
About Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide of course, but what happened to the chicken when it crossed me? Well I just flat out deep fried that sumbitch, mom, pass the taters please. No thank you on the asparagus, it makes my pee smell.
Hometown:
Chihuahua
Country:
Mexico
Occupation:
Evading the authorities.
Companies:
Landscaping "R" Us
Schools:
School of Hard Knocks, graduated with the highest of honors, yep. How you Gringos say, ah valedictorian, si.
Interests:
A un pueblo del oeste llega una carreta y un tío con pinta de charlatán empieza a hacer propaganda de una poción, que supuestamente le conserva joven a pesar de que tiene trescientos años.
To a town in the west there arrives a wagon and a guy who seems like a charlatan begins to advertise a potion, which supposedly keeps him young despite [the fact] that he is three hundred years old.
Un campesino se acerca dudando a uno de sus ayudantes.
A farmer, having doubts, approaches one of his assistants.
- Oiga, y de verdad que este tío ha vivido trescientos años?
"Hey, is it really true that this guy has lived three hundred years?"
- Mire, no lo sé, yo sólo llevo doscientos trabajando con él.
"Look, I don't know, I have only worked with him for two hundred.
" Doctor, doctor, me he roto el brazo en varios sitios.
Doctor, doctor, I have broken my arm in several places."
- Pues yo de usted no volvería a esos sitios.
"Well, if I were you, I wouldn't go back to those places."
Movies:
Movies, hmmm, anything that moves me, go figure, Paco doesn't enjoy laxatives, nope, no way.
Music:
Selena and Noelia and anything else with notes or lyrics or both!
Books:
Anything with massive doses of pictures of women who are white.
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I heard on good authority that it's not wise to have sex with a cow because it takes too long to walk around and kiss it, a pig is out of the question because those fat bastards will squeal on you every time, but a horse is O.K. because if things don't work out you can still get a ride home. Hi Ho Silver and away.
I CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP FOLKS, TRUTH IS STRANGER THEN FICTION, READ ON BELOW.
Prosecutors say 44-year-old Paul Ganter was nearly finished with court supervision when he was ordered Tuesday by a Columbia County judge to serve time instead.
Probation officials say Ganter was otherwise a model of good behavior, paying fines and meeting his probation officer as scheduled.
A phone message for Ganter's attorney wasn't immediately returned Wednesday.
I will not drink anymore but then again I won't drink any less either.
I will continue a moratorium against speaking to those who make me physically ill.
I will make fun of those who don't know the geographic location of the lower 48.
I will endeavor to buy less Rolex collectibles off of Ebay and the Internet, NOT.