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I was invited to a mini gathering by xCreativexSoulx at the RainForest Cafe in Downtown Disney, but of course I messed up and missed it. Still, had a lot of fun because I wasn't alone. Introducing my brother Greg and his beautiful family.....
I wake up at the crack of ugly and have to be in bed before the dawn of dark. Thus I am always commenting one or two days late. Know that I love you all...
If you are confused about who I am, let me clear it up. I love corned beef and cabbage with lumpia while drinking Heineken and listening to bagpipe music. Scotch-Irish German and Filipino descent. Still confused? Me too!
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Twas the morning after Halloween and all through the house Candy wrappers were strewn, even some ...
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I woke up with this parody mostly formed on 11/1.
Twas the morning after Halloween and all through the house Candy wrappers were strewn, even some in my blouse The costumes were found hanging here and there Obviously showing that no one did care.
The children were clutching their stomachs in bed With visions of Pepto clear in their head. With Russ buck naked and I in my sweats We had just spent the night in total torments
When down in my stomach there arose such a clatter I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash Almost like running a 20-yard dash.
I pulled down my pants and had barely sat down When my butt let out a terrible sound I tried not to look, was afraid what Id see For there in the bowl was a pile of misery
With a color like that, so green and black I knew that it was a candy attack More rapid than eagles the poo did flame And I cried and shouted and called them by name.
Now Snickers, now Blow Pops, now Reeses and Hersheys. On Kit Kat, on Twix, on Whoppers and Smarties To the bottom of the bowl to the depths of the sewer Now dash away, Dash away! Dash away manure!!!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the rim of the toilet they flew, With a squirm and a wiggle I could feel my own poo.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. Squirrels! I cursed, and was headed down, They came in thru the sewer vent, oh what a sound.
They were dressed all in fur, from head to foot, They were covered in poo, cuz it sure wasnt soot. A bundle of toilet paper was on ones back And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his face oh how hairy! His cheeks were all puffy, his nose was so scary! His fierce little mouth was drawn into a frown, And the beard of his chin was brown brown brown.
The stump of a turd he held tight in his teeth, And the smell it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a black face and a little round belly, That shook when he walked, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was chubby and plump, a right crabby old elf, And I screamed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, He climbed up the curtains and there he did lurk His fellow squirrels joined him, up the curtains they rose And giving a nod, they threw poo at my nose.
They sprang to the couch, then onto the floor I hoped they would soon head for the door But I knew my house would neer be the same The smell might come out, but never the shame
So the lesson my friend, the one you must learn If you have candy, the squirrels never spurn Share freely with them, when you come home for the night Or you just might suffer my sad sad plight.
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This is an updated and remastered version of a film I made in April 2007 with nothing more than a cheap webcam, a black eyeliner pencil and tea tow...
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This is an updated and remastered version of a film I made in April 2007 with nothing more than a cheap webcam, a black eyeliner pencil and tea towels.
All scenes are improvised without script. Each character was born one after the other, and developed only after changing makeup. The story unfolds the same way.
At this time in the Earth's history, we truly live in important and interesting times. There is great consequence and urgency to our actions. Our decisions and actions will be remembered for generations to come. What we do today affects tomorrow. We are pushing the earth to its limits literally, in population, resources, and it's capacity to sustain human life. At this time in our evolution, it is being revealed in many ways that we are all connected. One people, one planet. The Native Americans have a beautiful philosophy regarding action, when you take action you should contemplate it's effect on the next seven generations.
This film is dedicated to those of you who inspired me to create my own digital home here. It's been an amazing journey so far and I look forward to continuing the adventure. Many Thanks. xx
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This is an updated and remastered version of a film I made in April 2007 with nothing more than a cheap webcam, a black eyeliner pencil and tea tow...
more
This is an updated and remastered version of a film I made in April 2007 with nothing more than a cheap webcam, a black eyeliner pencil and tea towels.
All scenes are improvised without script. Each character was born one after the other, and developed only after changing makeup. The story unfolds the same way.
At this time in the Earth's history, we truly live in important and interesting times. There is great consequence and urgency to our actions. Our decisions and actions will be remembered for generations to come. What we do today affects tomorrow. We are pushing the earth to its limits literally, in population, resources, and it's capacity to sustain human life. At this time in our evolution, it is being revealed in many ways that we are all connected. One people, one planet. The Native Americans have a beautiful philosophy regarding action, when you take action you should contemplate it's effect on the next seven generations.
This film is dedicated to those of you who inspired me to create my own digital home here. It's been an amazing journey so far and I look forward to continuing the adventure. Many Thanks. xx
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hi tita melody! It's been a long time since I checked my account here on youtube. I miss you! I hope you're always fine. Take care and God bless! mwahhh! :D
I owe you a huge email, when I get time and the baby does not need me to hold her and the kids don't need help and meal does not need to be cooked and......then I will email you. love you lots!!! MO
~Joelle~
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<3 your background!!!
love you lots!!!
MO
Thanks for stopping by :)
And yes, my plans are in motion to see you too! Very soon!