About this user
I'm just your run of the mill ex-corporate, ex-alcoholic drone. I am a finely seasoned connoisseur of poontang, but I'm tragically past my prime... Christ, I'm so drunk and alone...
Age
78
Hometown
Detroit
Country
United States
Occupation
Thespian and greaseball. Follicular maverick (take that, Michael Douglas, you fraud!). Hot piece.
Companies
Poonaner, Inc
Schools
Wayne State, UCLA
Interests
Poontang, hot mustaches, nubile vixens, vodka, whiskey (whatever, a drank is a drank), finding love for my retarded daughter with the other local retard...
