About this user
I may seem to say that I like Jaguar, but it's all a lie. I am actually desperately in love with BMW, in fact all of the German automakers. I guess I just act out against them because I'm unhappy with myself. I mean, I'm a dirty Brit with bad teeth and no hair. I like to play PS3, but that's about the only thing in my life (other than bashing beautiful German cars).
I actually went to a BMW dealership in Bedfordshire, but they told me that I couldn't afford one. I got so mad... I really wanted an M5. But... unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. So I wanted something cheaper, and settled on a Jaguar.
If I could describe myself in one word, it would be: Lonely. I like to roam around YouTube and yell at BMW fans, marking their comments negative with my six other accounts. It's sad, I know. But there's nothing much else to do.
I went to a bar once, and I saw this beautiful blonde. I walked up to her... placed my drink on the table... and made contact. However, unfortunately, she saw a guy with keys to his brand new M3 and she ran to him. I guess she noticed my "Honourary Jaguars Fan Club" ring on my finger. I cried for hours.
This is why I don't like BMW, even though they are one of the best manufacturers ever, Same with all German cars.
Thank you for taking the time to read my profile, and I say to you... please accept my forgiveness.
Age
27
Country
Djibouti
Occupation
I haven't worked in years on account of my un-controbable use of YouTube.
Companies
I'm self employed.
Schools
No education, actually. Every principle in every school in the UK drove a BMW, so I didn't go to any schools.
Interests
Bashing BMW and other German cars.
